In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts shaking their heads in disbelief, five members of Venezuela's political opposition have successfully escaped the confines of the Argentinian diplomatic compound in Caracas, proving once again that when it comes to international diplomacy, the only passport you really need is a good dose of "freedom." Secretary of State Marco Rubio celebrated the safe arrival of the group to the United States, stating, "No passport? No problem! Just bring your 'freedom' with you!" While the details of their escape plan are shrouded in mystery—likely involving a secret passage through a tunnel built by subterranean freedom fighters or perhaps a daring escape on an inflatable raft shaped like a taco—Rubio reassured the public that the humanitarian airlift was conducted with the utmost regard for safety and theatrical flair. Witnesses outside the compound reported seeing the group dressed in civilian clothes, playing a spirited game of charades to maintain their cover. The opponents of Maduro were said to be excitedly guessing movie titles like "The Great Escape" and "Runaway Bride" as they carefully navigated the bustling streets of Caracas, dodging both authorities and the occasional Venezuelan pothole. "It's incredible what a little 'will to power' can do," quipped one former diplomat who chose to remain anonymous but definitely isn't a magician. "One minute you’re holed up in a diplomatic bunker, and the next you’re in the land of milk, honey, and unlimited fast food chains. The real question is, can they handle our freedom fries?" As these political heroes settle back into life stateside, speculation runs rampant on how they will adjust to their new environment. "Will they get used to the vast choices of condiments at BBQs?" pondered a local political commentator. "And how do you explain to an American that 'freedom' does not come in a taco bowl?" Meanwhile, Rubio and the State Department have hinted at additional operations to extract more Venezuelan opposition figures from similar predicaments. "We are considering employing advanced tactics," he said, grinning widely. "Maybe next time we’ll incorporate a massive hot air balloon decorated as an American flag. Who wouldn't want to jump into freedom with style?" As celebrations erupt across the U.S. for the return of these champions of democracy, the headlines continue to dominate: "Passport? What Passport? Just Bring Your Desire for Liberty!" One thing is for certain: In the world of geopolitics, where the stakes are high and the puns are higher, one doesn’t need an immigration form when there’s a whole lot of ‘freedom’ waiting on the other side.