In a stunning twist of fate, U.S. luge duo Chevonne Forgan and Sophie Kirkby have reportedly decided to form their own Olympic committee following their latest silver medal win in Sigulda, Latvia. Sources close to the pair revealed that the duo believes they could do a better job at running the Olympic program—if only they could just slide into their responsibilities as easily as they slide down a track. “We're just tired of following the leaders,” Forgan stated, her helmet still glistening from the icy luge run. “We figured if the committee can be run by people who don’t even luge, why not us? We're already rocking the double sledding like pros—how hard could administration possibly be?” Kirkby chimed in, “We’ve already drawn up a plan to replace boring meetings with thrilling sliding marathons. Imagine discussing policies while careening down a track at breakneck speed. That's real teamwork!” Meanwhile, the undisputed kings of the luge hill, Austria's Selina Egle and Lara Kipp, remain unfazed by the American duo's ambitious aspirations. Egle, who has won gold in three consecutive races, sent out a heartfelt message to her competitors: “We appreciate your efforts in trying to start an Olympic committee, but we’re more focused on maintaining our gold medal production line. Sorry, but we're just sledding ahead!” As if this weren’t enough, the Latvia medalists, Marta Robezniece and Kitija Bogdanova, have also entered the Olympics rumor mill, asserting they could win medals if given a public relations role instead of sliding down the icy slide. “We’re just as good at posing for cameras as we are at luge,” Bogdanova remarked with a twinkle in her eye. “If it’s about winning attention, then we’d definitely place first!” The World Cup rankings may be heating up, but the new Olympic committee of Forgan and Kirkby promises to bring the drama to the ice until their dreams collide and inevitably slide down the rankings—just like their medals. In a world where sliding down an icy track is taken more seriously than international affairs, it's clear the laughter on the track might just be louder than the winning roars. As the luge world prepares for the next round, one thing is for certain: it’s going to be a slippery slope to success—administratively and athletically!