SEOUL, South Korea - In a surprise mission that began under the guise of being a 'routine naval exercise,' the American Nimitz-class nuclear-powered aircraft carrier USS Ronald Reagan rolled up to the South Korean port of Busan on Thursday, inflatables in tow, and promptly announced an unexpected pool party. Confused Korean fisherfolk watched as hundreds of American sailors waded into the waters waving inflatable unicorn floats and wildly hurling water balloons. Local residents report that the first signs of the aquatic amusement arrived in the form of a beach ball landing in the backyard of a nearby Busan home. "I thought it was a North Korean spying device," said Mr. Kim, the grizzled owner of the property. "But when I saw the 'USS Pool Party 2021' printed on it, I realized it meant only one thing! Meanwhile, in North Korea, leader Kim Jong-un, sporting an oversized pool ring and a singular flip-flop, was reportedly crestfallen at not receiving an invite to the proceedings. Determinedly unwilling to miss out on the fun, he promptly turned East and slid into Russian President Vladimir Putin's Direct Messages, suggesting a plan for their own 'transcontinental splash bash.' "It's the inalienable right of every supreme leader to participate in international pool parties," announced a North Korean spokesperson, "We will work tirelessly with our Russian friends to organize a splash event that is both democratic and waterproof. Kim is always ready to dive into strategic alliances." On receiving Kim Jong-un's invitation, Putin was seen searching for his inflatable swan floatie in the depths of the Kremlin. Russian analysts interpret this as an official acceptance to the invitation, though Kremlin officials have yet to confirm. Back in South Korea, the unexpected visit from the USS Ronald Reagan is not only making a splash with local residents but also sending a strong message to North Korea. "The demonstration of swim strength is clear," opined International Affairs Analyst, Dr. Sandy Beachcomb. "The United States is stating it’s not just prepared for conflict - they’re prepared to out-party anyone." The situation continues to evolve, leaving the international community wondering which global leaders will next dive into these geopolitical pool shenanigans. Only time will tell.