In a shocking display of aerial mischief, Ukrainian air defense units reported a staggering success rate in their latest face-off with Russian drones. In what can only be described as a high-stakes game of drone dodgeball, Ukraine's skyward defenders swatted down 18 of the 19 incoming aerial nuisances like they were pesky piñatas at a child's birthday party. Reports indicate that the last drone, obviously disheartened by the chorus of exploding metal and flares of anti-aircraft fireworks, reportedly turned tail and flew back into the safety of Russian skies, perhaps to reconsider its career choices. At a press briefing, an air force spokesperson gleefully declared, “We wanted a fair fight, but it seems the drones weren’t up for the challenge. They came, they buzzed, and they got busted! Odesa might be the only region where people genuinely want to see ‘drone drops’ happen in the sky.” The overnight escapade kicked off with Russia launching a cheerful quartet of Iskander-M ballistic missiles, which were subsequently canceled out by Ukrainian air defenses evidently armed with both modern technology and the spirit of determination. Observers noted that the only thing hitting the ground more reliably than Russian munitions was the Ukrainians’ impressive tally of downed drones. Civilians in Odesa reportedly watched the spectacle from their windows and held impromptu competitions to guess how many drones would meet their demise this time. Local businesses in the region are already cashing in on the drone-downing frenzy. “Drone Down Monday” is now a celebrated event with discounts on roofing repairs and skydiving lessons for those who wish to tempt fate by getting up close and personal with the next wave of drones sent over. A local bakery even introduced a line of “Dronuts” to commemorate the fallen aerial devices—half-filled with cherry preserves and half with a zesty anti-aircraft cream. As expected, despite a bumper crop of downed drones, Russia remained reticent. A Kremlin spokesperson commented, “One drone’s decision to return home after delivering its package of sunny devastation was not a sign of weakness, but rather a strategic withdrawal in the face of overwhelming enthusiasm.” Meanwhile, in Ukraine, air defense units have reportedly been rebranded as the “Drone Busters,” with a catchy slogan, “Hitting the Sky Harder Than Your Aunt at Piñata Time!” In a moment of camaraderie, perhaps even Russia and Ukraine can bond over the futility of drone shenanigans, as long as they’re ready to share piñatas, not missiles.