In a bold move sure to send shockwaves across the Atlantic, British TikTokers are reportedly planning an elaborate farewell tour titled “Bye-Bye for the Bunches,” as the impending ban on TikTok in the U.S. looms ever closer. With catchy tunes and heartfelt dance moves, these creators aim to express their profound grief over the potential loss of millions of American views and partnerships, which they have relied upon for those sweet, sweet sponsorship bucks. Simon “The Scone” Thompson, a UK-based TikTok star known for his culinary disasters, has launched a crowdfunding campaign to finance his “emotional farewell tour.” Thompson highlights his new "Doughnut Drop” challenge, wherein participants gracefully drop donuts while crying over their lost American fans. “We performed for them, and they made us who we are. If they don’t get to see my baking fails anymore, is this even the Internet?” he lamented, as he prepared to bake one final batch of disaster pastries. Meanwhile, Grace “The Tea” Miller, an influencer celebrated for her informed gossip and questionable skincare advice, has vowed to migrate her content from TikTok to her pet hedgehog, Mr. Prickles. “He has personality, and honestly, I think he can do a better job at engaging the viewers anyway,” she said while applying a face mask inspired by her latest TikTok fad. To further amplify their farewell, British TikTokers have organized a live stream tribute entitled “UK Creators: The Last Scrolling” where influencers will share their best views and most cringe-worthy moments from the app. Fans are encouraged to donate directly to the “Save Our Talks” fund, which promises to donate all proceeds to local doughnut shops suffering from TikTok's ban repercussions. Additionally, creator Roy “The Royal” Harrison has pledged to cry real tears for every viewer he loses from the U.S. As the clock ticks closer to the fateful Sunday, the palpable tension in the air is mixed with the smell of fish and chips. In efforts to distract themselves from impending doom, British TikTokers have embarked on a national pub crawl, filming “Recreational Reels” about their last hurrahs with American slang like “blimey” and “wicked”, which are seemingly the only two they could remember. While the situation seems dire for UK influencers, all hope is not lost. Many are considering relocation to a TikTok-friendly country, with Portugal emerging as a frontrunner—thanks to its avocado toast and warmer weather. Others are eyeing alternative platforms, although they are finding difficulty replicating the quirky charm of their famous app, leading to early experiments with interpretive eating on Instagram Reels. As American users brace themselves for a TikTok-free existence, UK creators are left with one question: how will they send those farewell views without a shared screen? For now, they will continue to pray, dance, and cry their way into the hearts of the remaining fans, assuring them that this isn’t goodbye—it’s simply a long-winded “Ta-ta for now.”