Tucker Carlson Disappears from Fox News, Confused Sean Hannity Searches for Answers: "Have You Seen My Buddy?" Fox News host and Chewbacca enthusiast Sean Hannity was left scratching his head Monday when longtime colleague Tucker Carlson seemed to vanish from the network without explanation. As Hannity prepared for his 3 P.M. syndicated show, he realized that he had suddenly lost his bow-tied spiritual life partner, Carlson. "I mean, I knew Tucker has always dreamt of being an amateur magician, but I didn't think he'd pull a disappearing act like this," an increasingly distraught Hannity told baffled colleagues who all insisted they were there to work. When asked if he has any idea what happened to his "study buddy," Hannity shrugged, whispering, "I don't own the company" to several potted plants in his dressing room. Chatter between the green room and the studio reached a fever pitch, with some suggesting that Carlson had merely ascended to the next level of existence, like David Carradine in "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues." A makeshift shrine to Carlson soon appeared, complete with a plate of tater tots and a sock puppet named Bobacon, and Hannity spent the remainder of the day attempting to communicate with his lost friend through a game of Pictionary. Funeral services will be held once investigators explain the baffling stains found on the pile of pillows in the corner of the soundstage.