In an unforeseen twist in the ongoing global trade saga, U.S. President Donald Trump has decided to enter the world of competitive poker, dubbing his new strategy “Tariff Roulette.” The game involves placing tariffs on various countries' goods while relying on luck and creative negotiating tactics rather than economic fundamentals. In a recent tweet that experts are still deciphering, Trump claimed he could "out-play Xi" with a single roll of the tariff dice. "Who needs trade agreements when you can just raise stakes?" he proclaimed, sporting a cap that read "Make Tariffs Great Again." This marks an evolution from his previous "Art of the Deal" approach to the much more thrilling and chaotic "Art of the Gamble." Meanwhile, over in Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau decided to challenge Trump to a virtual game of ‘who can impose the crazier tariffs.’ As a response to the 10% tariff on Chinese goods, Trudeau has announced a new tax on American maple syrup, setting it at a whopping 300%. "You want to play hardball? We can play hard syrup," Trudeau declared, proudly holding a bottle of the sweet substance as if it were a championship trophy. Not to be outdone, Mexico's President Andrés Manuel López Obrador chimed in, proposing a new line of piñatas shaped like American goods. "Every swing is just our way of saying we’re still conscious of trade," López Obrador chuckled, as he unveiled the piñatas filled with small import taxes instead of candy. “It's a fun way to get back at tariffs, plus it’s very ‘Mexican’. You hit it, and money falls out.” As for China, the nation has remained largely silent, possibly contemplating an entirely new strategy: quietly buying up all the world’s poker chips to ensure it has the upper hand in this high-stakes game. However, sources suggest that Xi Jinping is in the underground Shanghai casino, fuming and practicing his best poker face in preparation for his next move. Back in America, the Tariff Roulette has garnered surprising popularity at country fairs, with citizens tossing beanbags at signs that read “MAKE TARIFFS GREAT AGAIN.” Eager participants are having their turn before a massive banner reading “Inflation is Just a Game,” while political commentators speculate that Trump might actually win more friends with this strategy—assuming they have deep pockets and no retirement savings. The ongoing saga has economists scratching their heads, wondering if this is a long-term economic strategy, a cry for attention, or perhaps the world’s largest practical joke. Whatever the case may be, one thing is clear: the future of international trade is officially a game show, complete with bizarre side bets and lots of colorful commentary. As the dust settles, global leaders remain locked in a steel cage match of tariffs, piñatas, and poker, and the stakes have never been higher—or weirder. Each day promises fresh developments, leading us to wonder if it’s time to sign up for the next season of "Survivor: Trade Edition.”