In a groundbreaking move to demonstrate his unyielding support for the automotive industry, President Trump has officially declared a "Tariff Vacation" — a full month where automakers can kick back, relax, and export their vehicles to the U.S. free from the burden of pesky 25% tariffs. Because what’s a little economic inconsistency when you're trying to be the best friend to car manufacturers? In a press briefing that was certainly not scripted, Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt proudly announced that, “At the request of the companies associated with USMCA,” the President decided to offer this generous reprieve. “We want to make sure they have the necessary time to polish their vehicles and shine their sales reports before those dastardly reciprocal tariffs kick back in on April 2. Just think of it as a spring break for SUVs and sedans!” According to sources close to the matter, this month-long holiday comes at a pivotal time, with automakers sobbing into their steering wheels over the thought of competing with their own tariffs. It seems that in Trump's America, cars are more than just transportation—they're fuzzy buddies that need special care and consideration. “Can you imagine the horror of having tariffs on vehicles when everyone is just trying to drive in peace?” Leavitt rhetorically asked during the briefing. “Just picture it: big old trucks and sleek sedans, all stuck at the border crying because they didn’t apply for their vacation visa on time. It’s a crisis!” The automotive industry, known for its resilient lobbying efforts, is thrilled by the prospect of this temporary tax-free paradise. “This is like finding a hidden stash of cash in the glove compartment,” one automaker executive was overheard exclaiming while practicing their victory dance. Critics, however, are scratching their heads over the timing and logic of the announcement. "What’s next? A Tax Holiday for Fast Food? A Sundress Sale for Steel Tariffs?" grumbled one bemused economist. “This could be the first time a government has encouraged people to evade taxes by simply redefining 'holiday.’” Still, as Trump gears up for another fantastical campaign rally, his supporters are eagerly anticipating their next ‘Tariff Vacation’ tee shirts. Meanwhile, the automotive giants are preparing for the post-vacation hangover when they will have to explain to their investors how a month of fun in the sun didn’t quite rescue their bottom line from those terrifying, looming tariffs. In the meantime, as the cars cruise freely for the next 30 days, one can only hope they don't throw any wild parties that could damage the fragile state of international trade relations. After all, nothing screams economic stability quite like a month-long celebration of inconsistency.