In a move that has left diplomats scratching their heads and world leaders questioning Trump's sanity, President Donald Trump has invited Jordan's King Abdullah to the White House to discuss his latest stroke of genius: relocating the entire population of Gaza to Jordan. Sources within the White House describe the plan as "a win-win," suggesting that it could simultaneously solve the Gaza crisis and give Jordan a much-needed population boost to improve its bachelorette statistics. Insiders say that Trump, after finishing a round of golf and reading a self-help book titled "The Art of Relocation," is convinced he can swing this through a combination of charm, sheer audacity, and perhaps a promise of discounted American-made hummus. As preparations for the meeting ramp up, aides are working overtime to ensure that a platter of spicy falafel and a generous supply of falafel sauce are on hand to ease tensions. “Because what’s easier than tossing thousands of people from one country to another? A generous serving of sauce,” one source quipped. King Abdullah, however, is reportedly preparing for an awkward meeting where he will have to express his utmost gratitude to Trump for this “unique opportunity” while simultaneously crafting a delicate "no thanks" speech. The king is known for his diplomatic finesse, but even his skill may be pushed to the limits when responding to a suggestion as politically disastrous as this one. Meanwhile, the Jordanian public is not thrilled with the prospect of additional Palestinian residents flooding their already strained resources. “We can barely handle the people we have,” lamented one local, “It’s like suggesting we solve our traffic problem by inviting every single car in the neighboring town to come and park in our driveway. Nice thought, but no thanks!” As the White House gears up for the meeting, speculation runs wild. Some analysts suggest that Trump may even dangle economic incentives in front of King Abdullah, proposing to double aid for falafel production in Jordan. Others suspect that after being cornered into a discussion about relocating an entire population, King Abdullah might just nod politely while plotting his escape route. In a bid to find common ground, Trump has reportedly prepared a new slogan for the initiative: “Gaza is Great, But Jordan is Juicier!” It is unclear how this phrase will play with the Palestinian community, but analysts predict that it will evoke plenty of chuckles and could, at the very least, keep social media buzzing. As the clock ticks down to this historic meeting, tensions remain high and the outcome uncertain. Will King Abdullah graciously decline the invitation to host an influx of Gazans, or will he simply roll his eyes and ask for a fresh round of falafel? Only time will tell. For now, the world waits with bated breath—and a hearty appetite—for this surreal summit of miscommunication and culinary diplomacy.