In an unexpected twist, the Trump administration has launched a new initiative dubbed the "Gangster Getaway Tour," aimed at swiftly relocating alleged Venezuelan gang members from the U.S. to their home country. This rogue operation, it seems, is unapologetically flying under the radar of the law—a sort of aerial express lane for those on the wrong side of the law, all while defying a federal court order. "Why bother with red tape when you can have a red-eye flight?" quipped a senior administration official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they weren't cleared to say anything. "We figure if they can’t beat the expedited flights, they might as well join them on this exotic journey back to Venezuela!" Over the weekend, several planes were spotted revving up for what looked suspiciously like a deportation airlift—complete with in-flight entertainment from the 1989 gangster classic, "The Godfather." Passengers were reportedly treated to a VIP experience, including complimentary mojitos, while being given a crash course on how to lay low upon arrival back home. Civil rights activists, who had just made plans to file a lawsuit against these practices, were left scratching their heads. "Does the administration think it's a cruise line now?" asked a bewildered ACLU spokesperson, who wondered aloud why anyone thought this was acceptable. "Do they really believe slapping a 'Gangster Getaway' label on it makes it legal? What's next, beach towels and mai tais?" For those concerned about the legitimacy of such flights, officials say there are simply too many details to unpack. "Isn't it just easier to think of these people as involuntary tour participants?” an unnamed source remarked as they scrolled through vacation photos of now former gang members arriving at their 'destination.' One former passenger, a self-proclaimed gang member who preferred to go by "Lil' Escape Artist," chuckled when asked about the judicial implications: “Why are they acting like a little ol’ court order is going to stop a plane? I mean, come on! Who needs 'due process' when you’ve got a flight schedule to stick to?” As the administration defies court orders with impunity, legal experts have started to speculate whether this new venture might pave the way for future tours. Imagine the 'Build-The-Wall Weekend Retreat' or the ever-popular 'Stealing Home: A Journey Through American Backyards' experience! The American Civil Liberties Union, meanwhile, is considering how best to address this ongoing issue with the administration. For now, they’re simply encouraged by the possibility that the attention on the flights might humor the people enough to forget the real issues at hand. With deportation now feeling more like a spirit-saving vacation, one can only wonder what's next for this administration—perhaps a theme park dedicated to escaping the judicial system? Only time will tell!