In a bold new initiative to reshape global economics, President Trump addressed world business magnates from the comfort of his Washington bunker, delivering a message as sweet as his confidence and as subtle as a sledgehammer: companies either make their products in America or face the wrath of his Twitter feed. During his satellite speech to attendees of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Trump unveiled his new "Make It or Face It" strategy, a plan that experts are already dubbing "the ultimate corporate ultimatum." Known for his penchant for hyperbole, Trump warned the CEOs that failure to comply would result in tweets so scathing they'd make even the most resilient of corporate PR teams sweat bullets. "You think your stock price drops fast now? Just wait until my fingers start flying," he added, jabbing his hands as if he were throwing out lightning bolts. With his signature bravado, Trump claimed that this revolutionary plan would not only cure inflation but would also fund his ambitious tax cuts by simply making American products irresistible... or else. "Carry the red, white, and blue, or carry the shame of my implied tweets. It’s up to you!" he exclaimed, his eyes twinkling mischievously as he envisioned his next viral hashtag: #UnPatrioticCeo. As bewildered business leaders scrolled through their phones in a desperate attempt to gauge their standings on Twitter, Trump touted American manufacturing as “the new black” and promised lavish incentives for those who heeded his call. “We’re talking tax breaks so big they’ll make your head spin—think of them as the corporate version of a drive-thru burger, and yes, the secret sauce is freedom!” Critics are already weighing in, wondering just how much influence a tweet can have on stock markets, especially when delivered late at night. However, inside the Trump camp, hopes are high: “We’re banking on a wave of emotional investing,” a senior advisor illuminated. “What better way to motivate CEOs than by mixing capitalism with the existential dread of a Twitter storm? Talk about stakes!” Despite the sheer absurdity of the concept, many CEOs were reportedly “tweeting furiously” in their private rooms, formulating their responses. Some are already considering relocating their manufacturing plants to the moon if it means avoiding the ire of Trump's digital wrath. As the world watched, Trump concluded his address with a flourish, insisting, “Only those who produce in America will receive the sweet relief of my digital silence!” The crowd erupted into nervous laughter, unsure whether they should thank him or seek the nearest exit. Whether the strategy will bear economic fruit or simply fetch a slew of memes remains to be seen. But one thing is for sure: the world is now a far more entertaining place, featuring a bizarre battlefield where memes and manufacturing meet in an epic showdown of tweets versus steel.