In an unprecedented move to redefine international diplomacy, incoming US President Donald Trump is reportedly planning a series of "nuclear lite" negotiations with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, cementing his reputation as the king of minimalism in foreign policy. According to a South Korean spy agency that clearly has its ear to the ground, Trump is ready to throw out the conventional playbook and engage in lightweight discussions over Pyongyang's nuclear ambitions. Inside sources claim Trump is looking for "quick wins" rather than extensive policies that could compromise his schedule of tweeting and golf. His approach seems anchored in a philosophy that if "less is more," then "nuclear lite" must be unmatched. Rumors are swirling that initial talks may focus on a "one-page agreement" outlining something along the lines of "let's just chill" as a strategy for global peace. This isn’t Trump’s first tango with Kim. The two had three high-profile summits during his previous presidency that redefined the meaning of "summit." Attendees reportedly spent more time discussing the best photo ops and potential future golf outings than any actual nuclear deal. As such, analysts say the latest discussions are sure to follow a similar, if not even more casual, script. According to aides, Trump’s preferred negotiation style can be summarized by his favorite phrase: "Why make it complicated?" Speculation is rife that he might even offer Kim a reality TV deal as part of the negotiations—something that Kim has apparently always dreamed about, giving both leaders a chance to showcase their lifestyles while inadvertently promoting peace. The unnamed South Korean spy stated, “Why go for the whole cake when a cupcake will do?” They also mentioned Trump's apparent inclination toward discussing "fluffy" topics. Possible discussion points may include a joint North-South Korean koala petting zoo or an agreement on coordinated hairstyle tips for optimal television presence. Critics have pointed out that such an informal approach to nuclear negotiation could have dire consequences, but Trump’s administration appears unfazed. An aide whom we can neither confirm nor deny possessing any actual diplomatic experience commented, “Just because it’s a small deal doesn’t mean it can’t be a big success. Think of it as a starter pack for international peace—a nice little appetizer before the main course.” As the countdown to Trump's inauguration approaches, the world watches with bated breath, popcorn in hand, ready to see if the "nuclear lite" strategy will lead to a disarmament breakthrough or just more tweets about how great everything might look on camera. Either way, it’s bound to be one talk show-worthy spectacle after another.