In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin announced plans for a luxurious tea meeting, with the catchy slogan, "Let's End This Ukraine Mess Before the Next Golf Tournament!" Sources say the two leaders are keen to find a diplomatic solution that would allow them to wrap up the ongoing conflict in Ukraine just in time for the next big golf outing on the calendar. During a "lengthy" phone conversation—lasting an impressive seven minutes and 32 seconds—Trump reportedly pressed Putin to consider more peaceful negotiations. "We were just talking about the importance of friendship and golf," Trump stated, insisting that both leaders could stand a little less conflict in their lives. "Plus, I hear a good round of golf really clears the mind, especially when you're trying to fix international crises!" Putin, seemingly unfazed by recent global condemnation, quickly nodded in agreement. "Comrades, let us sip our tea and make peace, benevolently putting aside our differences—just like putting aside the last slice of cake at a state dinner. We can even make a new tradition: Tea Time for Peace!" In a separate statement, Secretary of State Hegseth expressed his excitement over the idea. "It's great to see world leaders doing their part, even if it involves biscuits and Earl Grey! We’re ready to add some ‘crumpets for compromise’ to our foreign policy.” As the tea plans unfolded, speculation grew about which posh golf resort would host this historic summit. Some insiders suggested the exclusive Mar-a-Lago might be a likely venue, offering the perfect mix of sunlight, golf, and intrigue. Reports are also circulating about a potential ‘Tee-off for Truce’ charity event, inviting world leaders to choose between long drives or long negotiations for peace. Critics, however, raised eyebrows at the idea. “Tea parties aren’t going to end wars. You can’t negotiate peace over crumpets when people are dying,” said one political analyst, who later fell victim to a sudden tea spill while attempting to make their point. Regardless of the playful tone, both Trump and Putin appear adamant about scheduling this cozy chat. World leaders are now placing bets on who will serve the best cakes, but only time will tell if this unconventional approach to diplomacy will yield any real results or simply provide a cushy cushion to sit on while they discuss their next vacations. After all, who could resist a round of golf after a hot cup of tea?