In a shocking display of bipartisanship, President-elect Donald Trump and President Joe Biden sat down for a cup of coffee in the Oval Office, a moment so rare it could only be likened to a unicorn sighting at a political convention. With hearts as warm as the brewing espresso, the two leaders attempted to navigate the choppy waters of American politics, reportedly stirring more than just their cups. As the two men took their seats, Trump quipped, “You know, Joe, I really do prefer my coffee like my political transitions: smooth and with a little cream and sugar.” Biden, seizing the moment, replied, “Well, Donald, let’s keep it democratic—half cream, half sugar, and a sprinkle of bipartisan goodwill.” Sources close to the event disclosed that the coffee was actually brewed from premium beans sourced from a small, artisanal café in Delaware, much to Trump's chagrin. "I prefer my coffee like my golf: strong and with no small business involved,” he scoffed while gesturing to the fancy brew method. The meeting was indeed a whirlwind, as talks fluctuated between discussing the economy, healthcare, and the pressing issue of which fast-food chains should be named the official White House cuisine. Trump suggested a McDonald’s menu revision, while Biden advocated for a health-conscious approach, prompting an intense back-and-forth that left the aides scrambling for decaf. Midway through their discussion, the two leaders took a break to indulge in a rare moment of camaraderie over the treats laid out by the White House kitchen staff. Trump feasted on a tower of donuts, seemingly oblivious to Biden's insistence that associating donuts with smooth transitions might send the wrong message. Biden suggested switching to gluten-free snacks instead, which Trump shot down exclaiming, “I didn't win in 2016 by counting calories, Joe!" The pair also made a historic pact: should their discussion devolve into insults, they pledged to hurl only pastries at each other, an agreement that caused nervous laughter among staffers in attendance. They agreed that pies could be an excellent substitute for flying accusations, and aides were seen jotting down potential flavors—apple for disagreements, cherry for economic critiques, and lemon meringue for any unexpected curveballs. As the meeting concluded, Trump expressed gratitude to Biden for the “smooth transition” while secretly eyeing a nearby box of White House cookies. “Just remember, Joe, even a smooth transition can have its lumps—like these cookies. Are they home-baked or from some fancy store?” To which Biden smiled, “A little bit of both, Donald. Just like this meeting.” As they exited the Oval Office, aides formed a protective circle around the leaders, who were showered with cookie dust and rival donuts, each trying to outdo the other in charm and whimsy. The fate of the nation remained uncertain, but one thing was clear: the coffee was strong, the banter even stronger, and the hope for national unity was as fragile as a day-old donut.