In a stunning display of public transport prowess, Strasbourg's tram system decided to offer an impromptu "stress test" to thousands of its passengers on Saturday. The unexpected event, cleverly disguised as a collision, saw two trams engaging in what can only be described as an avant-garde dance-off in a tunnel leading to the city's central train station. While the trams claimed they were simply "coming together" to promote unity, witnesses reported a scene that resembled a high-stakes bumper car arena. Authorities, clearly impressed by the trams' commitment to public entertainment, confirmed that dozens of passengers sustained minor injuries. Fortunately, no injuries were deemed critical, which is precisely the outcome the trams had promised their riders—if you can’t safely test the limits of public transport, are you really living? Meanwhile, approximately 100 passengers, who were miraculously uninjured yet unprepared for this spontaneous thrill ride, were granted a complimentary assessment for shock and stress. René Cellier, director of the Bas-Rhin Fire and Rescue Service, noted, "It's not every day you get to see a tram collide in the name of public service. We thought about marketing it as an extreme tram experience, but then we decided a safety first approach was better." Emergency services sprung into action with a veritable army of 130 firefighters and 50 rescue vehicles. They were later seen comparing their impressive response numbers to the latest Marvel superhero film, declaring, "Real heroes don’t wear capes—they drive fire trucks!" As passengers eventually extricated themselves from the twisted metal, some were overheard expressing their newfound appreciation for monorails while others debated whether the tram collision counts as an Olympic event. Trams, possibly inspired by their collision, are rumored to be flirting with the idea of becoming a reality show sensation, aiming to turn public transport into the next must-see TV experience. City officials are now scrambling to reassure residents that Strasbourg's tram system remains “extremely reliable,” relying heavily on the fact that no trams were actually derailed during the 'performance.' As riders nervously resume their commutes, one thing seems certain: the next scheduled tram team-building exercise might be best held somewhere without tunnels—or at least with better safety protocols.