In a stunning display of vehicular choreography, a bus and a corn-laden tractor-trailer took center stage in Zacatecas, turning an ordinary highway into the set of an unexpected action movie. Authorities confirmed that in this high-speed drama, 19 lives were tragically lost, and six more endured injuries that rival even the most intense roller coaster rides. The bus, apparently eager to join the tractor-trailer in a spectacular crash course, collided with the unwitting corn carrier in the wee hours of Saturday morning. Eyewitnesses reported that the bus seemed to have misunderstood the concept of "stop" and instead opted for "meet your corn supplier." Local authorities were initially outdone by the bus’s ambitious plot twist, with Zacatecas Governor David Monreal jumping the gun by reporting a preliminary death count of 24, only to later retract that number, creating an air of suspense more befitting a summer blockbuster than a morning commute. First responders made their way to the scene only to find themselves in what can only be described as an unfortunate agricultural-themed obstacle course. Rescue vehicles swerved around scattered corn and bus debris as if they were auditioning for a new version of Mario Kart: Highway Edition. The struggle to discern the vehicle's speed limit left many speculating whether "Fast and Furious" should have taken notes from this tragedy. As investigators delve deeper, rumors abound about the possible motivations behind the bus's aggressive freeway maneuvers. Was it simply a case of highway rage? Or perhaps the bus was determined to assert itself as the next big thing in corn transportation? Ironically, in a twist of fate straight out of a sitcom, authorities announced they would be charging the tractor-trailer with “unlicensed corn delivery” while investigating how it managed to make such a dramatic exit from its lane without a proper permits. The collision prompted a statewide call for improved safety measures, including the addition of more speed bumps and reflective corn signs, finally acknowledging that “slow down for corn” signs are long overdue. Highways would transform, until they bear no resemblance to a fast-paced route, and instead resemble a quaint backroad lined with sweet corn, inviting the curious to contemplate their dietary choices. As the community mourns the loss of these 19 unfortunate bus riders, the real question on everyone’s mind remains: in a world of self-driving cars, how much longer until we can design one that recognizes a trailer full of corn as a cause for concern? Stay tuned for updates, and always remember—when you see the corn truck, take a moment to ponder your life decisions before barreling headfirst into another unfortunate lesson on road etiquette.