In a thrilling encounter that showcased the fine art of chaotic defending, Tottenham Hotspur’s backline proved once and for all that they could indeed rival any 24/7 convenience store in terms of openness. Just when fans thought their hearts could finally rest after a rollercoaster of a match against Roma, Mats Hummels decided to stage a dramatic late cameo, snatching a point from the jaws of defeat in a manner that left Spurs supporters clutching their chests and questioning their life choices. The game started with a bang as Heung-Min Son, looking sharper than a chef's finest blade, converted an early VAR-assisted penalty, sending Spurs into a brief delirium of joy. The moment, however, only highlighted the defensive vulnerabilities lurking like a hidden gem in a bargain bin. Just when it seemed the skies might clear for Tottenham, Evan N'Dicka - almost as if he had taken a map to the Tottenham defense - strolled through to equalize, leaving Spurs fans wondering if their team had misplaced their collective GPS. But the defensive drama didn’t stop there! As Roma's Paulo Dybala danced through the Spurs lineup like he was auditioning for "So You Think You Can Dance," El Shaarawy almost put the Italians ahead before being cruelly denied by an offside call that required an Einstein-level understanding of the rules. Alas, the linesman put his flag up, likely just to make sure he was still awake. As both teams exchanged chances with the grace and coordination of two hippos trying to tango, hope seemed to be dwindling for the Italian side - that is until the clock ticked into injury time. Cue the star of the show: Mats Hummels, who had apparently lost track of time like one might at a 24-hour diner, swooped in to head home a corner, leaving the Spurs defense looking as confused as a cat in a dog park. Tottenham's bench exploded in shock and dismay as Hummels’ late goal not only stole the full three points but also the cheer from the already beleaguered fans who had gathered to see their team inch closer to a European dream that felt like a distant fantasy. In what was a fitting metaphor for Tottenham's season, the night ended with hugs, sighs, and disbelief. When asked for comments post-match, Spurs manager waved off suggestions of a tactical overhaul, simply stating, “We were just trying to keep it casual, you know, like a convenience store. Open for business, just not open for goals.” Meanwhile, Roma celebrated their unexpected point as if they’d won a small lottery, basking in the delight of their late-game heroics, leaving Spurs fans wondering if maybe, just maybe, a solid 90 minutes of defense might be on the wishlist this festive season.