In a bold and groundbreaking move that has shaken the music industry to its core, The Weeknd has released his highly anticipated album "Hurry Up Tomorrow," enlisting an ensemble cast of stars that rivals a blockbuster movie. Fans across the globe are wondering why The Weeknd chose to collaborate with only one or two artists when he could very well assemble an entire universe of musical prowess. The album, which cleverly marks the third chapter of his "After Hours" trilogy, features a lineup so eclectic it reads like the guest list for a celestial party. With contributions from Lana Del Rey—who presumably took breaks from her existential musings to grace the track—Travis Scott, Future, and Florence + the Machine, listeners are left wondering if the project is an album or an intergalactic summit for artists to hash out their feelings on love, fame, and the dark void of existence. Reports suggest that The Weeknd even reached out to Giorgio Moroder, the legendary producer and pioneer of disco, who was last spotted hibernating in a studio filled with vintage synthesizers. Sources say Moroder responded enthusiastically, partly because he was compensating for decades of being holed up but mostly because he forgot to turn off his phone after the last disco revival. Playboi Carti and Anitta round out the roster of star-studded collaborations, but fans are still curious how exactly they fit into this lavish cosmic jigsaw puzzle. Some speculate that Anitta was brought in to ensure a smooth transition between genres, while Playboi Carti's contributions are shrouded in mystery, possibly featuring only a series of ecstatic "yeeps!" and "brrrts!" that are best appreciated in a club atmosphere. As the album dropped, listeners flocked to streaming services, only to be bewildered by the lack of credits attached to the songs. While music industry insiders have assured fans that this is merely a creative choice by The Weeknd, many have begun to speculate on an even greater conspiracy: that The Weeknd is secretly a member of an alien race that has come to Earth to teach humanity about the true meaning of collaboration. Critics have noted the irony of labeling an album "Hurry Up Tomorrow," especially since many agree the album is something best appreciated when played repeatedly, leaving concertgoers scratching their heads about when exactly they need to hurry. Enthusiastic fans have already begun to craft elaborate theories connecting the album to their favorite sci-fi franchises, theorizing plot lines that intertwine the work of Lana Del Rey's dreamy ballads with Travis Scott's space-age beats. One intrepid fan was heard declaring, “This isn’t just an album; it’s a musical universe that challenges the very idea of time! I mean, if you can have Andre 3000 feature on a song and not actually say anything for three minutes, what’s cleverer than that?” As the music world holds its breath in anticipation of The Weeknd’s next move, one thing is for sure: with "Hurry Up Tomorrow," it appears that collaborating with just one star is simply not on The Weeknd’s agenda. Armed with an eclectic galactic squad, he's set on making sure every release feels like a new "Avengers" movie, complete with a post-credits scene full of ambiguous teases for the next great musical saga. In the end, who needs a superhero when you can have an entire universe of sound?