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'The Nun II' Performs Exorcism on 'Equalizer 3', Banishes it From Box Office Top Spot
"The Nun II" unleashes its holy terror, banishing "Equalizer 3" from the box office throne. Demonic nuns reign supreme in the battle for audience scares and cold hard cash.
In their latest crusade, the dreaded cinematic damsel of the cloth, known to horror movie-goers as none other than "The Nun II", has exorcised fellow box office contender, the action-packed "Equalizer 3," and consigned it to the very depths of the box office charts. The Nun II's divine intervention managed to find favor with audiences to the tune of $13 million on opening day, inclusive of $3.1 million in pocket change from previews. This unholy summoning of movie-goers plucked from their comfort of their homes, concerningly indicates that jumpscares and wayward demons are an incredibly lucrative revenue stream. Reportedly, this latest chapter in the Warner Bros.' "Conjuring" scare-a-thon is prophesied to summon total earnings of approximately $31.3 million this weekend from 3,728 locations across the nation. These figures trace a dip from the biblical profits of the series' maiden voyage, but are enough to drop-kick any competition right out of the box office top spot - this time, the unfortunate victim being Denzel Washington and Sony's "The Equalizer 3." The sheer audacity and ferocity of "The Nun II" in challenging "Equalizer 3," a movie boasting high-intensity combat scenes, a gripping storyline, and the charismatic Denzel Washington, has once again drawn attention towards the irresistible allure of demonic nuns. "The Equalizer 3" could hardly compete with such an antagonist, although we might see an interesting venture if Denzel was given a crucifix and a vial of holy water. The "Conjuring" series, often referred to as "Warner Bros.' sweat-inducing cash cow", has previously seen off many would-be box office champions with its unnerving narratives and inexplicably expansive universe of supernatural entities. And, as the 2018 "Nun" original high scores washed down the drain, we're left interested to see what movie "The Nun III" will perform her next exorcism on.
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