In a shocking revelation that has shaken the foundations of teenage angst and mom-hood alike, a diary entry from 14-year-old Carly Gregg has surfaced, turning the world of adolescent drama into an unexpected soap opera. The entry, which was found tucked away between doodles of unicorns and rants about algebra, reveals Carly's harrowing contemplation of motherhood—prompted by what she referred to as "one bad Monday away from a life of diapers and midnight feedings." "It's Okay to Be Evil," Carly penned in an exasperated scrawl, before detailing her existential crisis triggered by a particularly exhausting day at school. The chain of events began with an overcooked lunch at the school cafeteria, escalated through a pop quiz in her least favorite subject, and culminated in the tragic loss of her favorite pair of socks—complete with little kittens on them—thanks to an errant wash cycle. "When life gives you bad Mondays, apparently, you just start thinking about babies," Carly exclaimed to her friend, who was reportedly mid-sip of a Green Monster Smoothie when the philosophical discussion commenced. Following this shocking confession, Carly used her diary as a platform to explore the broader implications of teenage emotions, such as, “Is wanting to throw your cat across the room a sign of deeper issues?” and “How many times can I binge-watch a series before it becomes a life choice?” It is rumored that the diary may soon be published under the title “The Diary of a Would-Be Evil Mother.” Experts in teenage behavior have been quick to respond to the unfolding drama. Dr. Lisa Blankenstein, a psychologist specializing in adolescent psychology, commented, “Carly's thought process isn’t unusual. Many teens associate their most cringeworthy moments with life-altering decisions—especially when fueled by drama and a lack of sleep. The concept of ‘one bad Monday’ stands as an urban legend in teenage circles.” Buyers are lining up, eager to purchase the print, which promises to shed light on everything from the unsung struggles of sock ownership to the nuances of friendship during the formative years. Carly's diary has now become a beacon of hope for teenagers everywhere who have faced the relentless cruelty of undercooked spaghetti and meandering homework assignments. As Carly plans for her book launch, she's also started an online petition to rename “Bad Mondays” to “Motherhood in Training,” indicating the existential truth that anyone could be just one terrible academic day away from an unexpected life direction… and who could blame her for wanting to embrace a little evil? In unrelated news, the White House continues to keep its own diary, with entries that range from political diatribes to musings on the state of cat memes. The entry from yesterday apparently concludes with, “Just because it’s Monday doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun.” Until next time, keep your eyebrows raised—this is just the beginning of the age of revolutionized babysitting!