In a stunning turn of events, the world has lost a beloved teen idol, James Darren, who has reportedly traded in his surfboard for a celestial surfboard as he rides the cosmic waves at the age of 88. This has led many to speculate whether the Great Beyond truly does have an ocean view, or if it’s more of a “poolside in the sky” scenario. Darren, best known for his role as the effortlessly cool surfer Moondoggie in the Gidget films, has left behind a legacy that many cannot help but describe as “totally tubular.” His son, Jim Moret, broke the news, stating that his father had passed on, presumably in the same way he navigated the challenges of teenage love—smoothly and without fuss. The news has sent a ripple of nostalgia through the entertainment industry, with many reminiscing about their own waterlogged youth spent watching Darren charm his way across the silver screen. However, insiders say there may be a twist in the wave of sadness. Sources have confirmed that Darren was not only embraced by fans but also had a secret life as a turf cop in some parallel universe, where he ruled over grassy landscapes with the same laid-back confidence he displayed while catching waves. This shocking revelation has led conspiracy theorists to suggest that Darren might now be patrolling the clouds, ensuring that the afterlife doesn’t get too unruly, or worse, overgrown. Some critics are already putting together a "Gidget vs. Turf Cop" narrative, arguing that his later career as a television actor on shows like T.J. Hooker was merely a cover for his turf-copping escapades. One anonymous source claimed that Darren spent his days keeping the otherworldly lawns immaculate and his nights serenading angels with his classic hits, leaving them swooning in harmony. In light of Darren's transition, the surf community has begun planning a grand farewell event, aptly titled “Surfs Up to the Sky,” where they will honor his contributions by—what else?—surfing, with all proceeds going to the “Heavenly Hooters” foundation, meant to support intergalactic surf competitions. As the world processes the loss, many are diving deep into his filmography, rewatching his surf-inspired escapades while pondering the big questions: Is there surfing in heaven? And if so, does he still ride the waves in sandals, or has he traded them in for something a bit more celestial? It seems that all we know for sure is, while we may have lost our terrestrial teen idol, there’s one less wave to worry about in the great cosmic ocean.