Sweden has made headlines by becoming the first country to officially welcome a souvenir of its newest global traveler: mpox. In a stunning twist of fate, the Swedish health authorities confirmed their first case of this highly infectious disease, just one day after the World Health Organization declared a global health emergency over monkeypox outbreaks in Africa. The infected individual, who reportedly returned from their African expedition with a newfound appreciation for vibrant textiles and an infectious skin condition, is now being hailed as the “ambassador of mpox.” Local health officials praised the traveler for their courageous commitment to bringing home “authentic experiences” in a manner never seen before—by ensuring that global health crises are a part of their travel itinerary. "Why settle for refrigerator magnets or artisan crafts when you can bring back a contagious virus? This trend might just redefine the concept of experiential travel," quipped one local traveler, renowned for their collection of exotic ailments. “Next on my list: the rare Alpine headache!” Meanwhile, Dr. Anne Rimoin, a professor of epidemiology at UCLA, appeared on 'Fox News Live' to provide a professional analysis of the situation. "This underscores the common ways infectious diseases can spread from person to person. But let’s face it: souvenirs will always be the best way to remember a vacation—be they a charming bauble or a potential biological calamity." The individual in question was reported to have exhibited symptoms just as they unpacked their bags, showcasing what experts are calling the “mpox welcome party,” an unprecedented celebration of viral presence. As news spread, passionate supporters took to social media to applaud the trend, dubbing it “mpox tourism.” Hashtags like #SouvenirOfMpox and #ViralVacation quickly climbed the charts. In an effort to contain this spread of infectious enthusiasm, Swedish health officials are planning to launch a new advertising campaign: “Souvenirs That Stick! But Not Like This.” They warned travelers to instead focus on more traditional mementos like a beautiful scarf or an intricate piece of pottery, since monkeypox is “not the kind of international flair we’re looking for." American travelers, not to be outdone, are reportedly mulling over their potential infectious contributions to the global travel scene. “I just came back from a trip, and I was thinking of bringing home a nice case of dengue,” said one hopeful vacationer. "I hear it pairs well with a tropical fruit cocktail." As the mpox epidemic continues to unfold, health authorities have issued an urgent advisory to travelers: "If you must travel, kindly leave the infectious diseases behind. Postcards and local cuisine are always the safest choice."