In a landmark hearing that has left arms enthusiasts and DIY aficionados buzzing, the Supreme Court considered whether ghost guns—those enigmatic, untraceable firearms assembled from kits—should be regulated like your average household weapon or merely given a five-star rating for craftsmanship on Yelp. Justice Sotomayor, showing her appreciation for modern innovation, mused, “Are we really going to let some assembly-required kits slide through without a background check? What’s next, are we going to allow people to build their own airplanes in their garage without checking if they're grounded in reality?” While legal experts nodded wisely, the justices debated the definition of a "firearm." Justice Kavanaugh reversed course from his brief hobbyist enthusiasm when reminded that hammering down on nail guns doesn’t mean DIY enthusiasts should be left free to nail down their personal arsenal without oversight. Flipping through the Supreme Court's rulebook, Chief Justice Roberts quipped, “We’ve allowed people to bake their own bread and brew their own beer; should we allow them to have their own semi-automatics? What’s next, a recipe for AK-47 Croissants?” The courtroom roared with laughter, but the underlying question remained serious: if Ghost Guns exist in a legal gray area, do they float purely on the whim of the DIY spirit, or do they warrant the same scrutiny as a used car sold without a Carfax report? One justice even suggested a solution: “Why not create a new category for these kits? We could call them ‘build-it-yourself legal headaches’ and avoid the issue altogether.” Meanwhile, advocates for gun rights found themselves in a crisis of conscience. “If we regulate ghost guns, where does it stop?” asked one strident individual who frequently assembles IKEA furniture. “Soon, no one will be able to create their own philosophical endeavors without checking with the government first!” As courtroom jests filled the air like confetti, the overarching irony simmered on the surface: how much oversight is too much oversight when it comes to building your self-defense arsenal? Justice Breyer wrapped up the hearings with a likely concluding thought: “If you can buy a kit to build your own gun, shouldn’t we at least provide an instruction manual for doing so responsibly? I hear IKEA has some great how-to videos.” With courts filled with smiles and yelps of amusement at the unexpected twists of law and life, one thing became clear: whether it’s assembling furniture or firearms, there’s always room for a recommendation or two. And perhaps, just perhaps, a good Yelp review might be the only background check these ghostly contraptions ever need.