In a scene reminiscent of a poorly scripted sitcom, the Defence Minister of India hosted a summit in Delhi that can only be described as a masterclass in tactical tea-drinking and military small talk. The room was adorned with flags, charts, and what appeared to be a painted mural of a camel riding a drone, presumably to symbolize the future of aerial warfare. The summit kicked off with an enthusiastic welcome speech, during which the Defence Minister tossed around terms like "strategic chai" and "tactical biscuits" like confetti at a wedding. "In these troubling times," he declared, "it’s crucial that we blend our military strength with a perfect cup of chai. After all, what’s a battle without the right brew?" Military leaders shuffled in, clearly unsure whether they were attending a strategic meeting or an elaborate tea party. One high-ranking officer was overheard asking if he should wear his combat boots or just bring his best “crumpet diplomacy.” The Defence Minister, hoping to lighten the mood, pointed to a giant poster depicting an Indian soldier calmly enjoying tea on a tank, captioned: "When the going gets tough, the tough make chai." The summit was peppered with moments of unintentional comedy. A presentation on “Counter-insurgency Strategies” was interrupted when an intern accidentally spilled a whole pot of chai over a stack of classified documents, prompting the Minister to quip, "Well, at least it’s a new approach to classified information—now it’s steeped in tea!" As discussions turned serious, the room erupted into laughter when an officer suggested that “bombing” the enemy by dropping samosas might create a quicker resolution than airstrikes. The Minister, not missing a beat, emphasized the importance of “strategic snack deployment,” advocating for a mixed brigade of samosas and pakoras at the forefront of any military operation. Amidst the tea and laughter, a debate arose on whether the military should invest more in high-tech weaponry or simply upgrade to the latest chai-making kettles. “Modern warfare demands modern chai!” exclaimed one general, sparking an impromptu brainstorming session on how to design a ‘Smart Chai Maker’ that could autonomously brew the perfect cup while monitoring enemy movements. As the summit wrapped up, the Defence Minister unveiled a new revolutionary strategy: “Operation Chaiwala.” He announced that all military bases would now include a dedicated chai stall manned by army volunteers who would serve cups to soldiers and strategists alike, promoting morale and caffeine-fueled diplomacy on the battlefield. In an unexpected twist, the Defence Minister concluded with an open invitation for neighboring countries to join in on the next summit—the “Chai Olympics,” where nations would compete not just in military strength, but also in the art of chai-making. “Because in the end," he declared with a flourish, "it’s not just about who has the biggest tank; it’s about who has the best tea!” As attendees left, the echo of laughter mixed with the scent of masala chai filled the air, leaving many to wonder if perhaps military summits hadn’t quite hit the goldmine of strategic brilliance, but they certainly know how to make a cup of tea.