In a dramatic twist reminiscent of a high-stakes game of political musical chairs, South Korea's Constitutional Court has declared Prime Minister Han Duck-soo's impeachment unconstitutional, sending shockwaves through the nation's capital. The court’s ruling, which came just as citizens were preparing for the long weekend, has sparked a renewed enthusiasm for the country’s favorite pastime: political reshuffling. Han Duck-soo, who briefly stood atop the highest seat of power after President Yoon Suk Yeol found himself on the wrong end of a martial law debacle, had been enjoying his time as acting leader for a thrilling ten days before unceremoniously being impeached. “In South Korea, if you blink, you might miss a whole administration,” quipped one political analyst, who was busy crafting his latest PowerPoint presentation titled "Who Will Be Next: The Musical Chairs of Governance." With his powers restored, Han Duck-soo wasted no time in asserting his authority, declaring, “I’m back, and I brought snacks!” at a hastily arranged press conference, where he proceeded to unveil a new policy initiative that centers around the rebranding of instant ramen as the national dish, hoping to win the hearts and stomachs of the electorate. Meanwhile, President Yoon, lounging in a penthouse suite decorated with portraits of past leaders, reportedly expressed his dismay at Han's reinstatement, musing, "I just got a new set of golf clubs. Can't a guy enjoy the sunshine without worrying about a coup or an impeachment?" In the hallways of the National Assembly, lawmakers are expected to draw straws next week to see who will take the next turn in this bizarre political carousel. Sources say that a bipartisan committee has been formed to discuss the feasibility of creating a "Rotate the President" game, wherein different lawmakers would take turns in power every 48 hours. "Why settle for a stable government when you can have unpredictability?" shouted one enthusiastic MP, clutching a bottle of soju in one hand and a deck of playing cards in the other, while proposing a new reality TV show called "Keep Your Seat: The Korean Edition." As the country braces itself for yet another round of chaotic leadership changes, the populace has taken to social media to share memes of Han Duck-soo donning a party hat, with captions like, "Guess who's back!" and "Aren't we lucky to have such seasoned political players?" In a country where democracy often feels like a balancing act performed by a juggler on a unicycle, South Koreans can at least take solace in one thing: no matter how many times they change leaders, the real entertainment remains constant. So grab your popcorn, folks, because the political game of musical chairs is far from over, and the next round is just around the corner!