In a groundbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the tribe and giggles through the nation, the Sioux Nation has decreed an annual festival dubbed “Sioux-per Fun,” a whimsical three-day extravaganza full of puns, pranks, and powwows that promises to establish a new benchmark in cultural hilarity. The event, cleverly scheduled to coincide with the full moon and a local taco truck’s grand opening, is poised to become the country’s most outlandish celebration. Event planners are preparing for pun-derful headliners such as “Chief Chuckles,” a local comedian known for his stand-up routine revolving around “tomahawk-tastic” one-liners and exploration of the faux pas around traditional jokes. “I’ve got a ‘peace pipe’ pun that’ll leave you in tears,” he quipped, demonstrating his commitment to laughter as the highest form of medicine. Plans are also in motion for a series of competition events that promise to keep attendees on their toes—or off them, as the case may be. Labeled the “Stored Puns Contest,” contestants will face off throwing puns back and forth until one person breaks into laughter or is consoled with a bouquet of sage. In case of a tie, participants will duel with whoopie cushions, creating uproarious sounds that will echo through the valleys and into neighboring towns. Pratfalls will reach new heights during the highly anticipated “Pow-Wow Prank Wars,” which will feature members from different tribes competing to pull off the most outrageous pranks. Reports indicate that last year’s champion, prankster “Coyote Joe,” may re-enter the competition after secretly placing whoopee cushions under some important tribal chairs at last year’s council meeting. “It was a real gas!” he said, his eyes twinkling with mischief. Participants can look forward to delightfully absurd workshops such as “Moccasins and Mischief,” where attendees will learn to craft traditional footwear that squeaks at every step, perfect for moments when silence is paramount. “Nothing says ‘stealth’ quite like a good pair of squeaky shoes,” said the workshop instructor, sporting a pair of particularly noisy moccasins. No festival would be complete without food, and attendees need not worry. Sioux-per Fun promises a menu filled with culinary delights such as “Buffalotta Puns Nachos” and “Tomahawk Taco Sliders,” served with a “Lame Joke Salsa” guaranteed to make your taste buds groan. Tickets for Sioux-per Fun go on sale next week, purportedly available at all local gag shops and online, where attendees must enter a specific code “SIXPUN” as it’s the only way to secure entry—or so the rumors go. Early bird specials include free rubber chickens with every purchase. “We’re just trying to embrace joy and a little silliness,” said the festival's chief coordinator, squashing any rumors about cultural insensitivity with, “Laughter is universal, and if we can all poke fun at ourselves, then we win.” So, if you’re interested in the kind of fun that might involve actual puns, hilarious pranks, and the profound wisdom of their ancestors delivered with a wink, make plans to attend “Sioux-per Fun.” It’s sure to be an unforgettable celebration of laughter that even the most serious of historical re-enactors might reluctantly admit they enjoy—despite probably shaking their heads afterward.