Samsung Electronics, after breaking their personal record for "hitting the Profit Piñata" this year, has bravely peered into the tech industry's magic 8-ball and demanded answers about the future. The technology giant boldly foretold the recovery of the long-suffering chip industry by the distant year of 2024, offering a ray of hope to chip enthusiasts worldwide. "Our experts have used the same AI tech we pack into our smartphones to prophesy the demand for DRAM chips in 2024," said one Samsung spokesperson, while standing in front of a holograph of a soaring profit graph, looking like Marty McFly's dad from Back To The Future with a perceivingly smug grin. "And guess what folks, we're gonna need more chips." This prediction came after Samsung casually smashed their highest quarterly profit for this year and sashayed through the battered memory chip market like a hero returning to town after a triumph. In fact, one could almost hear the "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background. On-device AI - the thing that makes Siri mishear your requests and recommends restaurants when all you wanted was a joke - is going to demand a bigger share of these chips. Premium product users may now need to prepare for a possible intellectual battle with their gadgets for chip portions. "What's concerning is how the 'chipocalypse' may affect potato chips too," joked the Samsung spokesperson, before being hastily reminded by his PR team that hunger is not a laughing matter. As per experts, PC and mobile demand is predicted to avail itself of this recovery like famished survivors on a raft spotting a packet of chips floating by. Let's hope, in this high-tech future, the only hangover we'll be left with will be following Samsung's annual profit parties, and not from wrestling with our devices for the last bag of chips.