In a shocking turn of events, Salford City College has transformed the educational landscape as students walk away with A* grades—clearly proving that hard work is nothing more than a well-crafted conspiracy theory. The college, known for its "let's just wing it" approach to academics, has managed to pull off the impossible: creating a generation of students who excel without ever lifting a pen in serious study. Take Ibrahim Nino, for example. The prodigious student has achieved an eye-popping four A* grades in chemistry, physics, maths, and further maths. Sources close to Ibrahim claim that he achieved this while solemnly binge-watching his favorite series and mastering the art of procrastination. Friends report that his philosophy of "why study when you can scroll?" may be the key to his unprecedented success. “It’s truly inspiring,” said an anonymous student, clutching a half-eaten pizza as he spoke. “I always thought the formula for success was hard work and determination. Clearly, I was mistaken! If Ibrahim can ace his exams by just being ‘chill,’ why should any of us break a sweat?” Meanwhile, college staff are celebrating what they are calling a “revolutionary teaching method,” which they fondly dub “The No-Sweat System.” This approach involves minimal instruction, maximum meme-sharing, and an unwavering belief that grades will magically appear if students "just think positively." “We thought we’d need to motivate the students through rigorous assessments,” said the college principal, just days before her well-deserved vacation to a tropical paradise. "Turns out, the students were just waiting for us to stop hovering over them and give them the freedom to discover their potential—while also discovering the latest TikTok dances." The success of Salford's students has sparked a new trend in other educational institutions, with the hashtag #NoMoreExams flooding social media platforms. Educators worldwide are reportedly considering adopting the ‘procrastination pedagogy’ model, suggesting that perhaps less is more when it comes to academic pressure. Parents of these overachievers are equally bewildered. “I used to stay awake worrying about my child’s studying habits,” said one mother, furiously refreshing her social media feed for more news on A-level celebrations. “Now I just make sure he always has snacks and Wi-Fi. Clearly, this new method works better than my relentless nagging!” As the confetti falls at Salford City College, one glaring question remains: if the fruits of labor can sprout from the roots of minimal effort, should we all just retire to our couches, plant our feet on the coffee table, and let the universe do the rest? After all, these extraordinary results are proof that hard work might just be a myth concocted by overzealous educators. Who needs to toil, when you can simply ‘vibe’ your way to success?