In a twist of events unforeseen by spectators of reality TV show "Global Politics," special guest star Russia decided to crash Ukraine's thriving grain party at the Izmail port with a spectacular pyrotechnic air show. The latest episode of this long-running series was directed by none other than Russia's charismatic showrunner, Vladimir Putin, who apparently couldn't bear the thought of Ukraine hogging all the grainy glory. Hours before he was due for a friendly chat about agricultural exports with grill-master and Turkish President, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Putin seized the opportunity to outshine his rival. According to anonymous CGI specialists, who were made to feel as redundant as a Netflix subscription during a pandemic, the Izmail port attack had all the hallmarks of a special effect you'd see in a Hollywood blockbuster- only real. Ukraine's Air Force, relegated to the role of audience in this unexpected episode, could do nothing but warn the residents of Izmail port to maybe get out of the way of the television cameras, and more pressingly, the impending airshow. As the drama unfolded in the Odessa region, Ukraine stood by, popcorn popping, ready to watch their grain gatherings turn into a smoky spectacle. Viewers might have been left wondering if the bold move was simply a machismo-fueled attempt to assert dominance, or perhaps a strategic ploy to secure a bigger cut of the grain export action. However, skeptics might argue Putin and Erdogan's subsequent rendezvous was just a sorry excuse to gossip about Ukraine's blunderous reaction and decide who gets to wear the cowboy hat at the next global hoedown. At press time, next week's episode preview showed international powers engaging in a heated debate over 'who done it' while Ukraine's grain continued to smolder in the background. Tune in to see how this thrilling saga unfolds!