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Politics / 6 months ago
Putin Casts Himself as Palestine's Beacon of Hope in False Instagram Drama
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Putin's False Instagram Drama: From Political Powerhouse to Palestine's Beacon of Hope
In a miraculous twist of technology and geopolitics, the evergreen Russian President, Vladimir Putin, was transformed into a beacon of hope for Palestine via an Instagram video. The said video claims to show Putin pledging his unyielding support to Palestine, effectively making him the De Facto Santa Claus for the region. Unraveling on the stage of Instagram, a platform globally acclaimed for its infallible accuracy when it comes to matters of international diplomacy, the video became a rallying cry for keyboard activists. Saturated with the expected Putin dramatics, the video features him sandwiched between a fleet of military vehicles and an army of loyal soldiers, barking out support for Palestine, much to the rapture of his social media following. The breakthrough declaration was, in fact, so extraordinary that neither Putin’s official spokespeople nor any reputable global news outlet got wind of it. Cleverly using Instagram as his international diplomacy platform, Putin has yet again demonstrated his talent for keeping the world on its toes. Bearing the distinguished title: "Putin Announced Russia Will Openly Help To Palestine", the Instagram post amassed a whopping 900 likes in three days. That's roughly the population of a sleepy Russian village, potentially all of whom are now envisioning Putin in superhero tights, leaping across continents to be Palestine’s savior with a furry bear at his side - a testament to his immense popularity. But unlike any good superhero story, the Putin-man saga isn’t without its plot twists. Upon further investigation, it was learned - with a slight tinge of disappointment - that the video might not be entirely authentic, potentially making it the biggest geopolitical plot-twist since the Cold War. Either Putin stashed away his supporting speech from international media or his doppelganger was running amok on Instagram, creating flashy videos full of empty promises. Hence, experts are urging caution, reminding netizens that not all that glitters on Instagram is political gold. Nonetheless, the misleading video will forever have a place in our hearts as being the episode where Vladimir Putin sublimely evolved from a political powerhouse to a beacon of hope - at least in the fevered imaginations of Instagram activism.
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