In news that will surely set harmonious teen hearts aflutter, and prompt the hasty down of nun-chucks and light sabers in countless man caves, the phenomenon that is Olivia Rodrigo and the divine enigma that is LaKeith Stanfield, are set to illuminate our dimly lit screens once more. Accomplished air guitarists across the globe are fervently building up their electric arsenal in anticipation for the release of Rodrigo's much-awaited second album. Industry insiders confirm it is scientifically impossible to listen to her heart-wrenching ballads without involuntarily playing an invisible Fender. Fans, known as "Rodrigians", are known to possess an uncanny ability to shred spectral stratum in sync with the siren. "No disrespect to the great Hendrix," says Dusty Plucks, self-proclaimed world champion of air guitar, "but Rodrigo's music stirs my soul in a way that compels my fingers to play ethereal chords." If this isn't the most compelling musical endorsement of the decade, we don't know what is. Meanwhile, lovers of witchcraft and the bizarre are busy rummaging through their closets for the best sorcery-adjacent attire as they prepare for Stanfield's eight-part horror fantasy series, "The Changeling". The immersive series, which is rumored to require all viewers to wear some infuriatingly pared-back yet on-theme outfit, marks Stanfield's first foray into witchcraft since hipster witches replaced vampire fantasies as Hollywood's monster-du-jour. "The Changeling" takes "dress for the job you want, not the job you have" to a whole new level. Instead, it's all "dress for the existential crisis you're about to endure, not the couch you're currently rooted to." True Stanfieldites are already stockpiling dried frog eyes and swamp root, just in case the TV series needs a viewer spell to ensure its survival. Spoiler alert: with Stanfield's acting prowess, it most certainly won't. It's a good time to be alive, isn't it? Yoking melancholic ballads with spine-chilling horror-fantasy adds that missing spice into the humdrum of daily life. So, prep your air guitars and witchy wardrobes! Our screens are about to get a whole lot more entertaining.