In what can only be described as a masterclass in defensive mediocrity, Portugal and Scotland faced off in a thrilling encounter that perfectly embodied the phrase "playing it safe." Fans across Glasgow experienced a rollercoaster of emotions ranging from mild discomfort to extreme apathy as the two teams cleverly opted for an entertaining 0-0 draw, leaving everyone wondering whether Portugal had forgotten to pack their A-game. As the match unfolded, it became increasingly clear that both teams had misunderstood the concept of scoring. While Portuguese players gracefully danced around without ever threatening the Scottish goal, the Scots showcased their exceptional talent for shooting wide, high, and sometimes directly to the opposing goalkeeper. It was a contest that had the excitement of watching paint dry, punctuated only by the collective sigh of spectators struggling to stay awake. Portugal, having taken a leisurely approach throughout the tournament, remains atop Group A1 with 10 points, edging closer to the quarter-finals as if they were colorfully weaving a tapestry of mediocrity. With their 'C' game firmly on display, the team seemed more focused on preserving their lead than mounting any form of an attacking strategy. Fans might have even spotted a few players casually checking their watches, perhaps hoping for the final whistle to signal an end to their uninspired performance. Scotland, on the other hand, sits at the bottom of the group with a paltry one point, resembling a team that had certainly brought their own ‘C’ game but forgot to check for any goals in their luggage. The Scots valiantly defended their territory, managing to repel Portugal’s apparent attempts at goal like brave knights at a medieval jousting tournament—unfortunately, those knights were wielding wooden swords. Football pundits across the continent are scratching their heads, debating whether goalposts were added to the game purely for decoration or if they were just intended as a respite for weary defenders. With Croatia drawing their match against Poland, all eyes are on the next round of fixtures, where spectators are eagerly anticipating whether Portugal might be tempted to actually score some goals, or if Scotland will finally decide they are capable of finding the net. In the end, it was a night for the history books—not for its nail-biting excitement or breathtaking production, but rather for the sheer audacity of two teams managing to secure a result that left everyone wondering if they had collectively agreed to take a vacation from scoring. Fans are left to ponder whether a 0-0 draw could ever be considered a victory, or if perhaps the football gods are playing an elaborate prank on them. As the players trudged off the field, the sounds of disappointed crickets could be heard echoing through the stands, as even they had fallen asleep amid this spectacle of stillness.