In a stunning turn of events, the Vatican has announced that following his recent health scare, Pope Francis may be launching a brand-new podcast titled “Relearning to Speak.” Drawing inspiration from his high-flow oxygen therapy experience, the Pope reportedly believes there is a vast audience for insights on vocal rehabilitation intertwined with spiritual musings. Sources close to the Pontiff, who wished to remain anonymous due to the sensitive nature of the Pope's rehabilitation, revealed that Francis plans to interview a plethora of unexpected guests, including ventriloquists, motivational speakers, and renowned speech therapists. "Why not combine faith with the art of conversation?" one source quipped. "It's all about spreading the Good Word—one syllable at a time!" The Vatican's press release, purportedly crafted by a team of young communicators, included a teaser for the podcast: "Ever wanted to know how to keep your lungs healthy while discussing the Afterlife? Tune in to hear the Pope chat about everything from the latest church doctrine to tips on hydrating before your next sermon!” The new series will reportedly culminate in a special episode featuring a duet with the Pope and renowned YouTuber MrBeast, who will donate $1 million to charity if the episode garners over a million listens. Meanwhile, Cardinal Victor Fernandez has taken to social media, sharing “Words of Wisdom” challenges, encouraging followers to send in their best speech articulation advice. "Uncle Sal's secret spaghetti recipe is definitely not what the Pope needs right now," he tweeted, after receiving an influx of culinary suggestions. As speculation grows around the podcast's content, Vatican insiders are optimistic that Francis’ upcoming episodes will mark the first time the faithful can listen to papal thoughts while potentially sounding less like "The Godfather" and more like "The Good Shepherd." Until “Relearning to Speak” hits the airwaves, the Pope has been spotted rehearsing tongue twisters in the Vatican garden, practicing not only his speech delivery but also making friends with the local wildlife. When approached for comment, one enthusiastic squirrel was reportedly overheard stating, "I can’t wait for the Pope’s tips on the best nuts in Rome!” While the world waits with bated breath for this new auditory adventure, one thing is for sure: Pope Francis is proving that even in moments of difficulty, laughter and faith can be the best medicine—and perhaps a microphone is the new rosary.