PAKISTAN – In a stunning display of sportsmanship, Pakistan's cricket team has graciously taken it upon themselves to provide a masterclass in the fine art of letting opponents score at will. This week, under the benevolent guidance of their captain, Shan Masood, the Pakistani bowlers showcased their unparalleled ability to transform a promising match into a showcase for England's batting prowess. Following their initial innings tally of 556 – which, some would argue, should have been a formidable total – the Pakistani squad demonstrated their willingness to play the role of generous hosts. With an inspiring effort, they allowed England to declare at a staggering 823-7, a feat so impressive that it has already caught the attention of aspiring cricketers everywhere. Rumor has it that a new coaching clinic titled "How to Leave Your Opponent on Cloud Nine" is in the works. Masood, speaking after the match, said, "We realized that taking 20 wickets is a vital part of winning test matches. England, with their astonishing knack for accumulating runs, have really set the bar. If you're looking for a team that's consistently willing to hand over their pitch as a runs buffet, look no further than us." Teammates echoed Masood's sentiments, with bowler Shaheen Afridi stating, “We wanted to show how to make your opponents feel like champions. It's important in cricket to have good sportsmanship, and we took that to heart by rolling out the red carpet for their batsmen. We're really just helping them prepare for their next series… against lesser teams.” The celebration of England's monumental innings victory extended beyond the cricket field. Local businesses reportedly stopped serving tea and biscuits and instead offered a special run-a-thon snack, “The Pakistani Innings Special,” which consists of runs served on a platter with a side of the classic ‘Allow Them to Score’ sauce. Critics, however, remain skeptical of this strategy. “It’s nice to be nice,” noted a local cricket analyst who spoke on the condition of anonymity, “but one has to wonder if they're taking things a bit too far. After a while, allowing so many runs could become a habit, and it might take a toll on their overall self-esteem.” Looking ahead, Masood has started work on a book titled "How to Win by Losing: A Guide to Generosity on the Cricket Field." In a bold move to further expand their understanding of opponent facilitation, the Pakistani team has also begun reaching out to other nations famous for their exceptional ability to let others shine. As the team prepares for their next match, expectations are high. Will they repeat their notable feat or will they add a touch of competitiveness next time? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: Pakistan's generosity will not go unnoticed in the annals of cricket history.