In a shocking twist of fate, the Cabinet of Pakistan has recently discovered a new pastime that has everyone buzzing with excitement: "Material" cooperation. With the nation facing numerous challenges, officials have decided to temporarily set aside their serious policy discussions for a more light-hearted endeavor: exchanging oddly specific types of materials. It all began during a particularly tedious meeting where the Finance Minister accidentally placed a stack of various materials on the table, including fabric swatches, construction materials, and inexplicably, an old pair of roller skates. This sparked a wave of enthusiasm among cabinet members, who enthusiastically voted to prioritize “material collaboration” over mundane affairs such as the economy and international relations. Sources reveal that a new "Department of Material Cooperation" is currently in the works, where members will engage in thrilling activities like trading paperclips, debating the merits of biodegradable packaging versus traditional cling film, and competing in construction paper art contests. The inaugural meeting featured some impressive feats, including the Deputy Minister of Whimsical Affairs crafting an entire sculpture out of recycled cardboard boxes while discussing trade tariffs. Prime Minister Imran Q. Tastic (not to be confused with any real political figure) was spotted hosting a lively "Material Olympics" in the cabinet lounge, featuring events such as “Fastest Stapler” and “Paper Plane Javelin.” “Only by coming together through materials can we truly bond as a nation,” he declared, probably while stuck in a pile of glitter and glue. Not to be outdone, the opposition parties have thrown their hats into the ring, countering with their own artistic initiative: “Craft Your Manifesto.” Political leaders are encouraged to express their policies through scrapbooking or origami techniques. Rumor has it that one ambitious lawmaker plans to recreate the national flag entirely out of thumbtacks. The general public has embraced the spectacle with mixed emotions. Social media has exploded with hashtags like #MaterialMadness and #CraftingForChange. Meanwhile, aspiring artists have taken to street corners selling their handmade crafts, with signs proclaiming, “Support local material delegates!” Critics argue that this initiative distracts from pressing issues such as the economy, inflation, and ongoing international negotiations. One disgruntled citizen bemoaned, “I don’t need a government that can create the world’s largest paper mache globe; I need them to fix the potholes on my street!” Not to be deterred, the Cabinet promises that indeed their artistic pursuits will lead to long-awaited reform. Plans are underway to construct whimsical sculptures in front of important government buildings, a statement on the “built environment,” and of course, to combat serious issues with a series of TikTok dances emphasizing unity through crafting materials. As this unusual chapter in Pakistani governance unfolds, many look forward to where this material passion will lead. In a nation where serious decisions are often overshadowed by deep-rooted chaos, one thing is for sure: laughter is undoubtedly the best ‘material’ in politics.