In a shocking developments, various sources within the Osage Nation have called into question the representation of their collective level of forgetfulness in the latest Scorsese’s epic, "Killers of the Flower Moon." Allegedly, tribesmen have shown signs of recalling not only successive levels of detail about their dark past as depicted in the film but also about past slights, including but not limited to the time Uncle Johnny ate the last piece of fry bread at the harvest festival of 1976. Robert De Niro, playing a character who firmly believes that the Osage would forget the gruesome murders of their kin, nearly spit out his early morning coffee when he heard about the erroneous portrayal of the indigenous community's memory skills. “I mean, I know it’s Scorsese and all, but how could we have gotten this so wrong,” De Niro regretfully questioned, adding, “I mean, these people remember the exact number of feathers in a headdress misplaced at a tribal dance that happened half a century ago.” Scorsese himself was reportedly flabbergasted upon hearing the revelations. "Honestly, I wouldn't have laid money on this. Sure, we strived for historical accuracy and cultural sensitivity in the movie, but we never anticipated stumbling on such a dynamic collective memory skillset. They can't even forget what we have for lunch during filming," the esteemed director said in disbelief. Leonardo DiCaprio, on the other hand, seemed unfazed and instead gleefully recounted his attempts to teach the Osage actors to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. “They just kept beating me. They remember everything. Every. Single. Thing,” he exclaimed. “It's inhuman. I think one of them even remembered all the lines from The Aviator,” a noticeably envious Leo reported. While scholars and history enthusiasts reckon this absurd neglect of facts may not cause much stirring, a section of the Osage community begs to differ. They have filed a petition demanding that their superhuman-like memory be portrayed accurately, alongside a revision of the terrible conclusion that the Osage people were mind-wiped after the horrific series of events. However, despite these unexpected revelations on memory recollection skills, enthusiasm for Scorsese’s portrayal of the gritty past seems largely unaffected, as the Osage Nation is eagerly anticipating the film’s premiere. However, given their impeccable memory, they have made it clear they won’t forget if popcorn isn’t served as promised at the premiere night.