In a shocking turn of events, the national opposition party has declared an all-out war against common sense, stating that they intend to "reject reality one vote at a time." In an unprecedented press conference, party leader T. H. Follies donned a combat helmet emblazoned with the words "Common Sense is the Enemy!" and announced their tactical strategy for the upcoming election: replacing logical reasoning with pure whimsy. "We stand at the crossroads of history," Follies proclaimed, flanked by party members dressed as clowns and unicorns. "It’s time to dismantle the shackles of rational thinking and embrace the glorious chaos of alternative facts! Who needs sound policies when you can have balloon animals and free ice cream?" Their campaign slogan, "Make Fantasy Great Again," has quickly captured attention. With promotional rallies featuring dance-offs against reason, predictive performances in interpretative cooking, and interpretive dance battles that ask if air is food, the opposition believes they will capture the hearts of those fatigued by mundane logic. Local polling buster, Dr. W. A. Nutty, pointed out that this strategy has already yielded remarkable results. "Our polls show that 97% of respondents who use a magic eight ball for decision-making are in favor of abolishing mathematics in schools. This is a tremendous leap forward in the democratization of ignorance!" As part of their outreach to undecided voters, the opposition has begun a series of “Reality Rejection” workshops, where attendees are encouraged to write their own facts. Participants are rewarded with participation certificates, which can later be traded for unicorn plushies at select locations. "Nothing screams credibility like a plush toy," Follies said, flashing a wide grin. In a bold yet baffling move, the party has also proposed a new budget plan that involves replacing tax revenue with a monthly subscription service called "Reality Optional." For just $25 a month, subscribers receive a curated selection of alternate realities delivered straight to their door, alongside exclusive buddy passes that allow users to invite a friend to join the delusion. Critics of the plan argue that abandoning common sense will have disastrous consequences for society; however, the opposition has effectively silenced dissent by announcing an “Opposition Speakership” program, where critics are invited to speak as long as they wear oversized rabbit costumes and recite poetry about rainbows. The result has been a puzzling reluctance among detractors to engage. In a last-ditch attempt to redeem some semblance of sanity, a grassroots coalition of logic enthusiasts has sprung up, brandishing signs that read “Reality is Not a Myth!” and “Sanity is the New Black!” However, the opposition remains unfazed. "We respect their right to be wrong," Follies said, flashing peace signs while juggling suspiciously unripe fruit. "But truth is so boring—why not turn up the thrill level with imaginative fabrications?" As the election draws near, the nation holds its breath, wondering whether the electorate will launch headlong into the delightful quagmire of illogic or cling to the tolerable truisms of reality. One thing is certain: the battlefield of common sense is now a circus, and it seems everyone is invited to the show.