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Entertainment / 2 years ago
Oops! Britney's Spears' Mom Remembered Her Daughter Exists, Drops By for Tea and Cheetos
Britney Spears' mother, Lynne, drops by for a surprise visit with tea and Cheetos in hand, hoping to mend their estranged relationship after remembering that she has a world-famous pop-icon as a daughter. The two spend hours catching up and contemplating the meaning of life, fame, and how it took Lynne so long to remember Britney's existence.
In a shocking turn of events, Britney Spears' mother, Lynne Spears, suddenly remembered that she had a daughter named Britney and decided it was time for a visit. Boarding a plane to L.A. on Wednesday, Lynne arrived bearing gifts of tea and Cheetos, hoping to mend whatever thin connections were left between them after not being seen together in quite some time. Lynne arrived at LAX, slightly confused as to why the paparazzi were taking her photos and asking about her relationship with Britney. She wondered, "Do they know I'm her mother? Did they also remember Britney exists?" Dismissing her bewilderment, Lynne then proceeded to her daughter's manager, Cade Hudson's home. Allegedly, Hudson was placed in charge of supervising the tea and Cheeto delivery that Lynne brought for her daughter. Satisfied with the quality of both products and the readiness of Britney, he hailed an Uber for Lynne's trek to Britney's estate with her precious cargo. Though Britney didn't know the exact time her mother would arrive, she was aware that Lynne was in town to see her. When Lynne arrived – tea and Cheetos in hand – Britney cautiously opened the door, unsure of how to deal with a long-absent parent bearing such random gifts. The two spent around three hours catching up on each other's lives, consuming copious amounts of Cheetos and tea while discussing the meaning of life, fame and, of course, how it took Lynne so long to remember her daughter. Lynne claimed that she found Britney's name written in an old address book and had an epiphany. "It was like waking up from a years-long coma," Lynne explained to Britney. "The moment I saw your name, I realized I was the mother to a world-famous pop-icon, Britney freaking Spears!" Britney simply shrugged and accepted her mother's explanation, amused by the scarcity of logic it held. As they continued to munch on Cheetos and sip tea, they wondered whether or not this visit would one day be immortalized in a satirical news article, cementing this bizarre reunion for all of time. Only time, Cheetos, and tea, will tell.
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