Chelsea's Noni Madueke has recently released his groundbreaking new manual titled "Must Work Harder," which has quickly become a staple in the club's locker room. Following an impressive 5-1 victory against Southampton, where Madueke scored a stunning goal and assisted Christopher Nkunku, manager Enzo Maresca still insisted that the young winger must elevate his game, leading to the manual's sudden rise to fame. Sources close to the Chelsea team revealed that the manual is more than just a collection of motivational quotes; it’s a comprehensive guide on how to play football at a club where no achievement is ever truly celebrated. Filled with tips on running more, taking more shots, and perhaps even mysteriously disappearing from the starting XI, "Must Work Harder" offers readers a unique peek into the life of a Chelsea player. One insider commented, "It's like an IKEA instruction manual, but for football. You get the feeling you're making progress until you realize you've lost a crucial piece somewhere between Southampton and Villa Park." Meanwhile, Madueke's teammates have taken to referring to him as the “Noni-Curious,” given their bemusement over how someone can score one goal and still be told they have to 'work harder.' In a surprising twist, the publication has also sparked a trend among Chelsea players. Footage has surfaced of fellow players engaging in group reading sessions, accompanied by hushed discussions about the art of ‘working harder’—as if they could will themselves into more playing time through sheer mental determination. Maresca himself was reportedly seen in the corner of the locker room furiously scribbling notes for his own forthcoming manual titled, “Must Work Smarter: How to Win at Life While Doing the Bare Minimum," leading to speculation that this could be the next big hit in Chelsea's success library. As Madueke's manual gains traction, pundits are left wondering whether this can turn the tide for a team struggling to find consistent form, or if it will simply gather dust alongside last year’s popular read, “Staying Relevant on (and off) the Pitch.” For now, the Chelsea locker room is buzzing with fervor over the new manual, as players plot their next moves while absorbing Madueke's wisdom on how to achieve just enough to avoid being benched. If nothing else, it seems one thing is certain: in football, "working harder" is now the new "scoring goals."