Nassau, Bahamas - In a dramatic twist reminiscent of a Shakespearean farce, the recent diplomatic summit in Nassau has been branded a "Comedy of Errors" after world leaders engaged in a series of blunders so spectacular that even a toddler could identify the key players involved. The meeting, ostensibly designed to tackle pressing issues such as climate change, economic disparity, and the global toothpaste shortage, quickly dissolved into pandemonium when leaders mistook each other’s diplomatic gestures for signs of aggression. The much-anticipated handshake between U.S. President Chuck Lark and French Prime Minister Béatrice Lévêque turned into a questionable wrestling match over who would secure the last conch fritter at the buffet. Eyewitnesses report that Lark was heard shouting, “This is how we negotiate in America!" as Lévêque countered with, “C’est ma frite!” Both leaders were eventually separated by their aides, who were simultaneously trying to secure a TikTok deal to promote the summit. The debate over climate change quickly escalated into a shouting match, initiated by Russian President Viktor Zdrasvity, who arrived late due to "scheduling conflicts" with his own nation's air pollution. Being a master of distraction, Zdrasvity began a passionate soliloquy about the merits of cold weather before launching into a rap about Siberian tundras, leaving the audience not so much enlightened as bewildered. Meanwhile, during the second day, a mistake in protocol apparently led to an impromptu dance-off featuring the leaders of India and Brazil. What began as a serious discussion about economic partnership turned into an awkward twerk-off that left diplomats laughing and recovering from fits of uncontrollable joy - a scene that later inspired a viral hashtag: #TwerkForTrade. Back at the negotiation table, another cluster of confusion emerged when it turned out that several leaders were reading off the wrong agenda. The Australian delegation, convinced they were at a rugby strategy meeting, inadvertently proposed a plan for “scrum-based diplomacy,” much to the chagrin of the seated Chinese Premier, who had been fervently flipping through a cookbook for authentic Baozi – an apparent alternate agenda item he never consented to. It was noted later that he casually remarked, “How does one negotiate with hungry diplomats?” Critics have not been shy about commenting on the absurdity of the event. In the wake of the summit, political analyst Belle Nonchalance claimed, “This summit was less about solving world issues and more about showcasing the leaders’ personal styles of incompetence. Who knew international diplomacy would one day resemble a reality show?" As the curtains fell on the summit – or rather, as the leaders collectively tripped over their own egos trying to exit gracefully – commentators and casual observers are left with one pressing question: how far can diplomacy devolve before it begins to resemble the plot of a sitcom? Plans for the next summit are already in the works, with suggestions to host it in an escape room for added pressure - which, one can only hope, might yield more results than Butler vs. Conch Fritter: The Kayak Dispute of ’23.