In a shocking twist that has left economists scratching their heads and romance novelists furiously taking notes, Mahunga’s Bank has announced that it is officially entering into a “committed relationship” with money. The two have been courting one another in a series of tongue-in-cheek public displays, and economists across the nation are left wondering: Is this true love or just another financial gimmick? The relationship began when Mahunga's Bank, known more for its love of interest rates than interpersonal connections, decided to host an extravagant Valentine’s Day gala, which they aptly titled “Love Is in the Bank.” There, they introduced the idea of “affectionate currencies,” inviting patrons to deposit their affection alongside their cash. Attendees were encouraged to make deposits of heart-shaped notes—a terrifying mix of heartfelt poems and bank statements threatening late fees. A spokesperson for the bank reported that the evening was a success, capturing the hearts and wallets of Mahungans everywhere. “We had couples filing for joint accounts, and it turns out that nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like a high-interest savings plan,” they noted. “Our analysts found a direct correlation between the number of flirtatious winks and new accounts opened. We consider it a romantic economic indicator!” Local economist Dr. Penny Dreadful noted, “This is revolutionary! It's an innovative way to combat economic stagnation. Who wouldn’t want to see their GDP grow while feeling the warmth of true romance? It’s like ‘The Bachelor’ but with fiscal responsibility.” However, not all are charmed by the unusual romance. Critics have raised eyebrows, claiming that Mahunga’s Bank has gone too far in anthropomorphizing currency. "Next, they’ll be giving money little hearts and saying it’s in a ‘serious relationship’ with low-interest loans," scoffed resident cynic and part-time poet Simon Pennypincher. “And what happens when inflation walks in? That’s a breakup waiting to happen!” In an unexpected move, Mahunga’s Bank plans to host monthly “date nights” where couples can attend workshops on joint budgeting and setting up emergency funds—the perfect prequel to their potential marriage, also known as “staying out of debt.” Attendees will even have the opportunity to take silly financial compatibility quizzes, resulting in wildly inaccurate predictions of financial futures—because what’s love without a dash of financial irresponsibility? Despite skepticism, the relationship between Mahunga’s Bank and money has resulted in a newfound interest in economics among residents. “I used to think of economics as boring,” admitted local donut shop owner, Sprinkle McMoney. “But now? It’s positively seductive! Who knew cash could get my heart racing?” As the world watches with bated breath, one can’t help but wonder: will this unconventional love story lead to a happily ever after—or simply a series of unfortunate financial decisions lurking around the corner? For now, Mahunga’s Bank is celebrating with balloons, confetti, and an enticing 0% down payment on “love loans.” Romance never felt so taxing.