In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the art world and social media alike, French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that the iconic "Mona Lisa" will finally escape the cramped confines of her current wall space and embark on a journey to what is being dubbed her very own “Selfie Sanctuary.” The Louvre, which has evidently decided that twelve centuries of art history is not enough, will undergo a whopping ten-year makeover that aims to transform the museum into a sprawling Instagrammeable paradise. "We have decided that it's high time the Mona Lisa had a space that truly matches her enigmatic allure," Macron declared during an impassioned speech delivered from the very room housing da Vinci's prized masterpiece. “No more struggling through throngs of tourists, trying to get a glimpse of her enigmatic smile while dodging selfie sticks. It’s her time to shine!" The grand undertaking, fancifully titled the "Louvre New Renaissance," promises to feature a wide new entrance that will accommodate the tide of visitors hoping to snap the perfect selfie with the 500-year-old lady. The entrance, reportedly located "near the Seine River," is expected to be the Louvre’s answer to the gates of heaven for art enthusiasts and influencers alike. With beautiful views and lush landscaping, it will reportedly resemble a cross between a royal garden and a trendy café with artisanal pastries. With the museum's focus clearly on enhancing visitor experience, plans for the 'Selfie Sanctuary' include strategically placed mirrors, custom lighting to enhance facial features, and an array of filters to ensure every photo taken with the Mona Lisa will be Instagram-worthy. Art purists are reportedly concerned, but Macron reassured them, “Think of it as museum meets amusement park. The Mona Lisa deserves this; she invests so much into her public persona already!” However, not all the excitement is without complaints. Residents nearby have expressed concerns about what this may mean for traffic and noise. “Will there be lines that stretch for blocks just for a picture?” asked one concerned Parisian, “And what happens when they introduce a virtual reality Mona Lisa that can be taken anywhere?” Macron smiled knowingly. “The Mona Lisa is not just a painting; she’s a brand. And we are committed to ensuring that she—along with her QR codes, souvenir cups, and limited-edition merchandise—remains relevant to our cultural landscape.” Not wanting to be left out, several other famous artworks are allegedly lobbying for similar treatment. Reports suggest that the "Starry Night" is looking into a “Cosmic Experience Zone,” while the “Scream” is pushing for a dedicated “Therapy Lounge” where visitors can scream into pillows while reflecting on the existential dread of modernity. As the world awaits the transformation of the Louvre, one thing is clear: Mona Lisa is set to become the queen of selfies, paving the way for the Louvre's next chapter—where art meets modern-day fame, and every click of the camera contributes to an ever-growing profile of likes.