In a stunning development that’s shaking the very foundations of competitive skiing, Mikaela Shiffrin has officially celebrated her 99th World Cup victory, leaving skiing fans everywhere wondering if this woman is human or just a very talented robot programmed to dominate snow-covered slopes. Her latest win in the women’s slalom in Austria, coupled with her penchant for champagne, has set the stage for a potential 100th win that will no doubt be celebrated with an A-list gala where winners drink Gatorade out of the trophy. As Shiffrin zooms closer to her historic milestone, insiders reveal that Netflix is already preparing a new series, "A Century in Slalom," documenting her journey across the globe. "We're betting on her next race to be so popular that it breaks streaming records faster than she breaks the sound barrier while skiing downhill," said a Netflix executive who spoke on the condition of anonymity. "If she wins in front of a home crowd in Killington, we might even install a statue of her holding the trophy, with a Netflix logo blazing in the background." Shiffrin, 29, remains nonchalant about the hype surrounding her remarkable achievement. “Sure, there’s a bit of pressure,” she said, sipping on a celebratory hot cocoa that was definitely NOT laced with any motivational substances. “But really, I just treat it like any other race. You know, just me, some slalom gates, and the smattering of fans who are probably too injured to be skiing themselves!” Fans speculate that her monumental 100th win might invite invitations from every talk show from Ellen to Jimmy Kimmel. However, there’s word on the street that Shiffrin is secretly angling for an appearance on the Marvel universe, rumored to propose a new character—Captain Slalom—who defeats all villains by swirling around them at blistering speeds. In the meantime, as Shiffrin prepares for her next races on 30 November and 1 December, one can only wonder: will she indeed become the first person to reach 100 wins? Or will she tear a muscle and decide to take up knitting instead? Only time—and her unmatched skill—will tell. One thing is for sure: whether she wins, loses, or decides to start a reality show about her cats, the world will be watching, and Netflix will be ready with a record-breaking series to snatch up every last view.