In a thrilling twist worthy of an unfortunate sitcom, Mexico's notorious "Bus of Misfortune" has once again stolen the spotlight—a feat accomplished by flipping over in the southern region of Oaxaca, resulting in the untimely demise of 11 passengers. Witnesses say the bus was in a desperate race for the title of "Most Dramatic Exit" on its route from Misery Junction to Regret City. The bus, known among locals as "El Desastre," was reportedly trying to secure its reputation as an extreme sport vehicle when it unexpectedly decided to reinvent itself as a dramatic roller coaster. Fortunately for the rest, it was more of a tragic comedy of errors rather than a state-of-the-art thrill ride. One passenger recounted: “I thought we were off to a mundane road trip. Who knew ‘Bus of Misfortune’ would take its name so literally?” Authorities are scratching their heads—clearly unaware that the vehicle wasn't just an ordinary bus but an esteemed member of the seldom-acknowledged "Designated Disaster" awards circuit. An investigation is underway, which might conclude that the bus was out of its element and desperately seeking attention. Rumors float that El Desastre even considered auditioning for a reality TV show called “Flipping Fantastic Adventures” before its fateful journey. In keeping with the bus’s illustrious legacy, officials expressed their condolences to the victims’ families while promising “full support and assistance.” One can only hope it includes emotional counseling for those who ever dared to set foot on this transportation nightmare. Meanwhile, the local government has suggested renaming the bus route from “Santo Domingo Narro” to “The Road to Regret”—a savvy marketing move to bolster tourism through newfound curiosity. As for the survivors, they are still trying to comprehend how their travel plans went from mundane to madness. “I thought it was just another laundry list of commuting woes—traffic jams, delayed schedules—but this? This is next-level!” exclaimed one bewildered passenger. The community, while mourning the loss, has also vowed to host “Bus Safety Awareness” workshops—free pizza included to draw in crowds. After all, nothing says “public safety” quite like a freshly baked pepperoni slice while discussing the perils of choosing the wrong mode of transportation. As the dust settles on the latest escapade of the infamous “Bus of Misfortune,” one thing is clear: it may have flipped, but the laughs it leaves in its wake could fill a comedy club for years to come. Subsequent passengers are now encouraged to embark with a helmet, sense of humor, and perhaps a life jacket, just in case El Desastre has more tricks up its wheels.