In an unexpected twist of diplomatic play, Merimbula’s self-proclaimed "favorite son," Barry "The Scoop" McFlurry, has taken to the airwaves to advocate for world peace through the universal language of ice cream. “If people can enjoy a double scoop of rocky road together, why can’t we resolve the world’s issues?” he declared at a press conference outside the local Dairy Delights. With his signature oversized sun hat and apron emblazoned with “Peace, Love, and Ice Cream,” McFlurry proposed a bold plan: a global Ice Cream Summit, where world leaders could gather to negotiate treaties over heaping bowls of banana splits and sundaes topped with whipped cream. “Forget about nuclear disarmament talks in stuffy boardrooms; let’s talk it out over a waffle cone,” he insisted, pointing to a nearby sign advertising “Buy One, Get One Free” on all soups during the winter months. McFlurry's vision includes the establishment of a “Chill Zone,” where journalists would be encouraged to document everything from diplomatic discussions to intricate ice cream making techniques. “Imagine President X and Prime Minister Y, shoulder to shoulder, learning the perfect method for creating an artisanal gelato while discussing climate change,” he mused. “If they can make a raspberry sorbet together, maybe they could solve regional disputes too!” Town officials were initially apprehensive, pointing out that McFlurry has been banned from the Ice Cream Festival since his “Dark Chocolate Meltdown” incident two years ago, which involved an excessive amount of sprinkles and an inflatable pool. However, that didn’t deter his fervor. “This is about more than just ice cream,” he proclaimed, “It’s about melting hearts and freezers alike!” As the proposal gained traction, McFlurry announced the launch of a Kickstarter campaign to fund the event, humorously titled "Cone with the President." The page features a video of him attempting to juggle scoops while standing on a unicycle, promising “world peace in every scoop.” Supporters are already generously donating, offering rewards like “A Day with The Scoop” in which you can assist him in his “second best” endeavor: perfecting the art of the perfect milkshake without spilling. Critics, however, have raised eyebrows, questioning the practicality of holding a peace summit at an ice cream parlor known for its “Turbo Sundae Challenge” — a test of patience and digestive prowess. Barry remains unfazed. “If the French can negotiate over croissants and the Italians over pasta, we can definitely strike deals over ice cream,” he said with a twinkle in his eye. Meanwhile, local ice cream shops are reportedly undergoing secret training sessions in international relations, wielding spatulas like diplomats and attempting to understand the intricacies of global flavors. “If a scoop of pistachio can bridge the gap between cultural differences, we’re for it!” said Tony, the owner of Gelato Generoso, while rolling out dough for his new “Peaceful Pecan” flavor. As McFlurry rallies supporters and prepares for an extravagant launch of “Chill for World Peace,” one can only wonder: are we witnessing the birth of a new, dessert-focused diplomatic movement—or will this initiative simply lead to a nationwide ice cream hangover? Only time will tell, but for now, the world seems just a little sweeter.