In a stunning demonstration of floral dedication, Miami International Airport has officially achieved the title of “Cupid’s Warehouse” as it prepares for this year’s Valentine's Day. In a jaw-dropping feat of logistical prowess, the airport handled approximately 940 million stems of cut flowers—enough roses to choke even the most romantic of poets. Avianca Cargo, Miami's largest flower importer and the official florist to love-struck partners everywhere, has shipped roughly 18,000 tons of floral arrangements in just the last three weeks. Rumor has it that they’ve enlisted a small army of Cupid interns who are currently cramming for their final exams in “Flower Selection 101.” Experts believe that if any loving partner messes up Valentine’s Day this year, it will not be due to a shortage of flowers but rather a severe miscalculation of romantic intent. Meanwhile, with 90% of cut flowers sold in the U.S. passing through Miami, it seems the city has become the love capital of the floral industry. Local statistics show an alarming increase in flower-related divorces, as men accidentally mix up “dozen roses” with “six tulips” in a moment of panic. Despite the potential for disaster, floral aficionados are placing their orders in droves, believing that the sheer volume of flowers guarantees not just forgiveness, but eternal love. Not one to shy away from the economic numbers that make love bloom, officials proudly announced that the airport's annual flower imports boast a staggering worth of over $1.6 billion. To put this in perspective, they also mentioned that if arranged delicately, those flowers could stretch from Miami to New York City, creating the world’s longest romantic trail—as long as there are no traffic jams in New Jersey. As the countdown to February 14 continues, local retailers have reported a spike in “Emergency Rose Kits” priced at an eye-watering mark-up, with clever slogans targeting all last-minute shoppers: “Forget Hers? Try Our Specials!” It appears that every corner of the city is capitalizing on the floral frenzy, and unsentimental husbands are already lined up, wallets in hand, praying that they don’t accidentally buy the "Valentine's Day Leftovers" snipped from last month’s arrangements. Even florists have become the reluctant therapists of the season, offering "romantic counseling" to clients confused over which flowers say “I’m sorry” versus “I love you.” One florist suggested that “a bouquet of gerbera daisies is perfect for when you forget her name," while an arrangement of mixed blooms suffices for those slightly more confident. In a last-ditch effort to save face, frustrated partners are now browsing online forums that claim, “The best gift is a homemade card!”—an option that, for many, might be better left unchosen. One bewildered spouse quipped, “If I had known Valentine’s Day came with such high stakes, I’d have settled for a nice dinner and leftover pizza instead!” So as the clock ticks down to this year's Hallmark holiday, Miami International Airport stands firm as the epicenter of Valentine's Day miracles. With nearly a billion stems ready to turn into bouquets, there's only one certainty: Love may be blind, but it certainly isn’t flower-deprived. If you're on the fence about flowers this year, remember—every petal is a potential lifeline. Now go forth and make Cupid proud!