In quite the representation of love's unforgiving expiry date, Bijou Phillips, the wife of the recently incarcerated Danny Masterson, has reportedly filed for divorce. The "That's 70's Show" star, who was found guilty of sexually assaulting two women in 2003, is now facing a double-whammy – a life sentence in prison and a deserted marital home. "It's as though Bijou has taken a page out of her husband's penal script, sentencing him to a lifetime of singlehood," one tabloid outlet cheekily declared, while TMZ broke the divorce story like a spilled martini at a Hollywood gala. Bijou, an actress-cum-domestic-warrior, has demonstrated grace under fire throughout the storm. The 43-year-old was seen standing by her husband's side during the trial but then again, who can blame her for considering the grim prospect of spending the rest of her life visiting an orange-clad spouse in a cell? No Oscar-worthy performance can wash away that brand of gloom. Bijou married Masterson in 2011, a union that now seems as ill-fated as a big-screen adaptation of a sitcom. Their love child, nine-year-old Fianna, will presumably be exchanging her Goodnight Moon bedtime stories for divorce court rhetoric, requiring mastery of legalese instead of nursery rhymes. "Danny's about to lose more than just his freedom," a source quipped, showcasing a keen understanding of the classic love-loses-to-crime trope. Call it love, call it desperation, or simply another round of Hollywood's version of the game musical chairs. Bijou has chosen a poignant timing to file for divorce, exactly two weeks after her husband was sentenced to his life behind bars. In the tear-jerking yet hilarious twist of fate, Bijou has reportedly tossed her wedding ring in a stunning display of symbolism that harkens back to Masterson tossing his own future – and that of his victims – to the wind. While we wait for an official statement from Bijou Phillips, we can already hear the distant chimes of all the other Hollywood ladies lining up to say "I don't" instead of "I do" to their convict husbands. That's just a jest; just like Bijou's vow to remain chained to her husband 'in sickness and in health, till death do them part.'