In a groundbreaking initiative aimed at merging adventure sports with corporate bonding, Leeton is now hosting the world's first "Business Safari," where participants can witness the elusive "Corporate Creatures" in their natural habitat—office cubicles, break rooms, and conference halls. The safari kicks off every Tuesday morning at nine sharp, right outside the local Starbucks, where corporate executives gather for their caffeine fix. Participants are encouraged to don khaki shorts and wide-brimmed hats—crucial for navigating the treacherous landscape of corporate jargon and PowerPoint presentations. Guides, known as "Business Rangers," equipped with notepads and questionable facts about office culture, will lead the way, armed with the latest strategies for avoiding lengthy meetings. As the group sets off, participants will be on the lookout for fascinating fauna, such as the “Excelatrix,” a magical creature known for its ability to create sprawling spreadsheets with an impressive range of formulas, often seen hiding in the depths of abandoned conference rooms. Another notable sighting is the "Coffeezilla," a caffeine-fueled executive who can outlast competitors in any brainstorming session, fueled by the never-ending pursuit of the perfect flavored coffee. As the Business Rangers lead the eager tourists through the corporate jungle, they will share thrilling anecdotes, like the time an ambitious intern attempted to slay the "Two-Hour Meeting-o-saurus," a legendary beast often known to devour employee morale. The adventure culminates with the rare chance to observe a real-life "Networking Nightingale,” which can be identified by its seductive charm and ability to make strangers feel like old friends—until the drinks run out, that is. Of course, no safari would be complete without a run-in with the infamous “CEO Raptor,” notorious for snatching up all the profits while leaving lower-level employees with mere crumbs. Experts caution visitors to keep a safe distance, as these creatures can shift seamlessly between charming charisma and hostile takeover in seconds, often leaving their prey in the dust of corporate buyouts. However, the highlight of the excursion remains the thrilling "Team Building Exercise," a staged “Survivor” style competition where teams are pitted against one another in a series of grueling tasks such as “Copy Machine Jousting” and “Water Cooler Conversations.” Exit surveys reveal that onlookers are often left in stitches as the participants grapple with the absurdities of corporate lingo while trying to avoid the ultimate fate: being voted off the corporate island. As evening sets in, the intrepid explorers return to base camp—otherwise known as the local pub—where they can recount tales of their encounters with the corporate wildlife while savoring a round of overpriced drinks. Participants have noted that while they may not have learned how to navigate a corporate jungle, they most certainly have mastered the art of exaggeration and excuse-making. So, if you fancy a mix of trepidation and hilarity in your business dealings, don’t miss out on Leeton’s Business Safari. Just remember to pack your sense of humor—and a few extra coffee beans, just in case you encounter the dreaded Coffeezilla!