Kia Discovers Time Travel, Announces Launch of EV5 and Rio in 2023 Last Month Due to a highly unexpected turn of events, Kia Motors announced today that they have discovered time travel and have already launched their highly anticipated EV5 and Rio models in 2023 last month. The groundbreaking announcement came during a press conference led by Dr. Hee Won Chronos, the Head of Kia's Time Travel Engineering Division. Dr. Chronos explained that Kia's engineers had stumbled upon time travel technology while working on the EV5's advanced electric propulsion systems. In a daring move, the team at Kia decided to keep the revelation a secret, using it to fast-forward their production process and release two of their latest models ahead of schedule – in the past. "You may be wondering why you haven't seen the EV5 and Rio on the street or in showrooms," Dr. Chronos remarked during the press conference. "That's because we're actually in a parallel universe where they haven't been released yet, but trust me, they have been released in 2023 last month." In addition to the shocking announcement, Kia has also introduced an ambitious facelift plan for this year. According to their timeline, five facelifts have been introduced last week, but they will only reveal themselves chronologically over the course of this year. Despite the mind-bending nature of Kia's recent achievements, Dr. Chronos warns that the market should not get too excited about the time travel technology. "Time travel is a very sensitive and delicate matter; we've had some… incidents," he confessed. "Including a minor mishap in medieval times when one of our EVs ended up being accused of witchcraft." When asked about the possibility of sharing their newfound time travel technology with the world, Dr. Chronos replied, "At this stage, we will keep it top secret for the safety and well-being of humanity. The repercussions of irresponsible time travel could be disastrous." Keen-eyed enthusiasts have already spotted Dr. Chronos sporting a futuristic pair of anti-gravity boots, prompting further speculation about Kia's secret advancements. As Kia continues to utilize their time travel capabilities to revolutionize the automotive industry, the world eagerly awaits their next release – whenever (or in whichever timeline) it may be.