SAN FRANCISCO - In a groundbreaking bid to make anxiety the next Kale smoothie and depression the new charcoal face mask, K-pop sensation Rose joined forces with first lady Jill Biden on Friday for what analysts are calling 'Emo Hour.' Rose, whose popularity swirls around her uncanny resemblance to a celestial body and her ability to hit high notes while performing throat-bending calisthenics, is clearly an expert on matters of the mind. All this while being one-fourth of the mega-super-ultra K-pop group, BLACKPINK. Celebrity therapists and mental health hashtags swarmed around Cupertino's Apple Park campus, like opportunistic digital locusts, waiting for that rare sighting of Rose. But their hopes were dashed as she was perched on a slate gray couch, deep in tête-à-tête with America’s beacon of fitness and fashion, Jill Biden. In what can only be described as an avant-garde strategic move, the First Lady, in between juggling presidential to-dos and organic gardening tips, decided to team up with the K-pop queen to spark a mishmash global movement. Their far-reaching plan? To make mental health issues trendier than viral TikTok dance challenges like the Renegade and the summer hit Savage Love. "It's important for the world to understand that being internationally famous is also a devastatingly difficult cross to bear," commiserated Rose. "If only mental health could outshine glittery eyeliners and bold neon lipsticks, it would be really great," she added, clearly moving the audience to a newfound empathy for her emotionally charged narrative. That narrative? Celebrities have feelings too, everyone. Declining to comment on any proprietary algorithms to make this trending transformation possible, the ladies focused instead on their dedication to the cause. Meanwhile, teens worldwide are reportedly confused whether to continue their bop to the top moves or shift gears into something more... emo. Jill Biden, displaying her versatility, switched gears from being the mind behind the educational policies (and organic tomato salad recipes, of course) to crusading for the relevance of mental health. Point to be noted, Biden's involvement is not merely limited to being a figurehead for the cause, but also includes a lot of hugging. Whether or not this will prove to be an advent of a long-awaited mental health renaissance or simply end up as yet another passing trend, only time will tell. Until then, the world continues to watch the Blinks and Biden-enthusiasts competing for the most emotionally charged TikTok dances.